A stretch of time where you make a lot of poor decisions based on fear. You are in a rut because you are a 'poot butt' meaning you are weak, soft or lack toughness. Poot butt is a term often used in the African-American community to challenge someone. poot butt, weak, soft, afraid, scared
Man, I've been in a pootbutt rut for the last several months. I backed out of a job opportunity because I didn't want to move and I decided not to get engaged because I was afraid to get married. I am such an idiot!
by joecoolthefool November 07, 2016
A handkerchief that is used to blow your nose-synonymous with snotrag. The handkerchief may also be used to wipe sweat from your brow or used to hold something dirty. It is a useful tool, but handle someone elses bandana at your own risk. snotrag, snot rag, booger, snot, runny nose, sweat, fear dew, handkerchief, bandana, rag, sweat rag, do-rag
I hate wearing these shorts because the pockets are shallow and my booger bandana sticks out of my back pocket.
by joecoolthefool March 02, 2016
The drugs and booze that celebrities use that often lead to them to be incoherent, spaced out and unable to function. drugs, addiction, overdose, alcohol, AA, drug rehab, drug abuse, hollywood, celebrities, Tinseltown, movie stars, tv stars
I could tell that hot new actress we checked into the hotel last night was on her own celebrity getaway. She slurred her word and was totally out of it.
by joecoolthefool April 21, 2016
The soarness in the fingers used to swipe across the screen of a smartphone or tablet. The muscles and tendons become fatigued with the repetitive motions all day long. smartphone, iphone, tablet, ipad, swipe, internet, text, facebook, twitter, tweet, google, ifinger, itendonitis , tendonitis, scroll up, scroll down, touch screen, computer, index finger
My finger aches by the end of every day, I wish I could just give voice commands like on Star Trek. I've got swipeitis.
by joecoolthefool June 05, 2016
Performing dangerous stunts or getting into accidents or near-accidents with or without getting hurt, but you don’t die even though you should. accidents, trauma, stunts, crash, wreck, emergency, broken bones, road rash, scorpioned, crushed, break, car crash, speed, skateboard, surgery, suture, arm cast, leg cast, neck brace, helmet
That guy just ran across the street and got clipped by a car. He was 2 inches from getting hit. He was chasing the grave.
by joecoolthefool October 25, 2017
The endless back and forth political shots between Democrat and Republican commentators throughout the day on mainstream media. It is just like a tennis match. Democrats, Republicans, liberal, conservative, CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, network tv, cable tv, cable news, political commentators, talking heads
I am so tired of the talking head tennis that is always on tv every day. I don't learn anything about the world, just the endless drama in DC.
by joecoolthefool July 22, 2017
1) The drama and chaos surrounding the Donald Trump Presidential campaign. All political traditions have been thrown out the window with his presidential candidacy.
2) Political campaigns that are as unpredictable and drama-filled as the Trump Presidential campaign. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trumper, The Apprentice, make America great again, Trump army, Trumped up, Trump speak
2) Political campaigns that are as unpredictable and drama-filled as the Trump Presidential campaign. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trumper, The Apprentice, make America great again, Trump army, Trumped up, Trump speak
The chaos and drama surrounding the corporate merger resembled a Trump campaign. It was very Trumpestuous.
by joecoolthefool September 05, 2016