Definitions by joecoolthefool

trauma bomb 

1) The deluge of patients that flood the emergency room after a natural disaster, terrorist attack or a mass shooting.

2) The aftermath of a mass casualty event.
mass casualty event, trauma, natural disaster, mass shooting, terrorist attack, war, wounded, injured, injuries, casualty, death, ICU, emergency, ER, patient, sick

I worked a double shift yesterday because we had a trauma bomb. A passenger bus was hit by a cement truck on the highway.

trauma bomb by joecoolthefool November 1, 2016

natureboy knucklehead 

A free-spirited, nature-obsessed guy who often looks like Tarzan and loves hiking in the wilderness and observing wild animals. This type of guy eventually goes missing and his body is eventually found after having been ravaged by a wild animal he encountered in the woods. Tarzan, nature boy, National Geographic, wild animal, eaten alive, wolf, bear, Rick Flair, off the grid, wilderness, forest, Charles Darwin, Darwin Awards, Mick Dodge, Man vs Wild, Naked and Afraid

I can't believe some natureboy knucklehead went out into the Alaskan wilderness and got eaten by a polar bear. He earned his Darwin Award!

natureboy knucklehead by joecoolthefool October 26, 2016

bobblehead booty 

A woman with a beautiful posterior who shakes it to hypnotize guys into staring at it like they have a 'bobblehead'. booty, butt, twerk, tease, dance, stripper, female stripper, male stripper, exotic dancer, bobblehead, lap dance, booty pop,

My friends took me to a strip club for my bachelor party and the women charmed us with her exotic dancing. The guys were mesmerized by her sexy dancing. She was so sexy and she definitely had a bobblehead booty.

bobblehead booty by joecoolthefool October 25, 2016

bobblehead booty 

A woman with a beautiful booty who shakes it to hypnotize guys into staring at it like they have a 'bobblehead'. booty, butt, twerk, tease, dance, stripper, female stripper, male stripper, exotic dancer, bobblehead, lap dance, booty pop,

My friends took me to a strip club for my bachelor party and the women charmed us with her exotic dancing. The guys were mesmerized by her sexy dancing. She was so sexy and she definitely had a bobblehead booty.

bobblehead booty by joecoolthefool October 25, 2016

Iphone finger 

The pain and soreness that develops in the main finger used to swipe the screen of your iphone or smartphone. iphone, smartphone, swipeitis, swipe, Apple, Samsung, finger, overuse

I am developing some serious iphone finger, I have been on my iphone all day and my index finger is killing me.

Iphone finger by joecoolthefool October 18, 2016

propoganda pushers 

The media outlets run by the Establishment that destroy any political candidate who does not support the agenda of corporations and the superrich. corporate media, the liberal media, the 1%, corporations, superrich, the Establishment, journalists, reporters, network news, cable news, biased media

I am so tired of these propoganda pushers trashing my favorite candidate every day. The news is so biased.

propoganda pushers by joecoolthefool October 18, 2016

fangirl fanatic 

The obsessed and devoted female fans who frequent the Comic Con, movie and tv show convention circuit. They believe that they are in love with their celebrity crush and that they are in love with them. fan girl, fangirl, fan boy, fanboy, celebrity, convention, superhero, Marvel, DC Comics, Star Wars

I don't care what anyone thinks, I'm a fangirl fanatic when it comes to the hunky guys in the Avengers movies.

fangirl fanatic by joecoolthefool October 12, 2016