gay with a side of straight

The response to give when someone tells you they are constantly moving back and forth along the sexual identity scale. If you ever sleep with someone of the same sex then you are gay, whatever else you do in addition to that is a side dish. No judgment! gay, straight, bisexual, queer, LGBT, gay community, coming out, in the closet, coming out of the closet, transgender, sexual identity, gender identity scale, lesbian, on the down low
My niece told me the other day that she is coming out as bisexual. She got upset when I told her that she was just gay with a side of straight.
by joecoolthefool April 16, 2016
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Post-breakup hotness

The intentional effort made by women after a bad breakup to look really good. They do their hair and makeup everyday and wear more revealing clothing. They may not be ready for another relationship, but they look the part. woman, women, girlfriend, boyfriend, relationship, dating, lover, drama, girl code, breakup
Did you see Lana yesterday?! She looked good. She's got that post-breakup hotness working for her.
by joecoolthefool July 02, 2016
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fart collectors

Underwear worn all day long. Science says humans pass gas 10-20 times per day, so all underwear collects a lot of gas. fart, poot, let one rip, gas master, pass gas, flatulence, toot, rip one, poop, do-do, bowel movement, bm, crap, underwear, undies, drawers, pajamas, skivvies, long johns
I shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch, my fart collectors are working overtime.
by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017
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Bang-bang moment

A moment that causes you to react instinctively. It's not about guns or shooting, it's about reacting to a situation with a quick response. A term often used to describe quick movements in sports. fight or flight, instinct, react, reaction time, quick response
When my neighbor across the street yelled watchout, I immediately fell to the ground and covered my head. A tree limb had fallen in his yard, but I thought it was a drive-by. It was a bang-bang moment for me, I'm paranoid as heck.
by joecoolthefool October 03, 2016
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hurt hug

The hug that a person gives to someone when they hurt themselves in an accident.
I had to run up and give my baby a hurt hug when he fell off the slide at the playground. trauma hug, hurt, injury, fracture, crash
by joecoolthefool August 15, 2015
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Coffee-up

Drinking a lot of coffee to stay up late or get some energy for an activity. coffee, hot coffee, java, java juice, wake up, stay up, stay up late, Starbucks, energy drink
I gotta study for my mid-terms this weekend, so I'm gonna coffee-up.
by joecoolthefool April 20, 2016
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neverwrongs

People who in a discussion or an argument can never be wrong or mistaken even when the evidence proves the contrary. Also called know-it-alls. never wrongs, alwaysright, always right, knowitalls, bossy, expert, know-it-alls, narcissistic
There is nothing worse than being lectured by neverwrongs, especially when you have evidence that proves you’re right.
by joecoolthefool November 12, 2018
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