joecoolthefool's definitions

Iphone finger

The pain and soreness that develops in the main finger used to swipe the screen of your iphone or smartphone. iphone, smartphone, swipeitis, swipe, Apple, Samsung, finger, overuse

I am developing some serious iphone finger, I have been on my iphone all day and my index finger is killing me.

by joecoolthefool October 18, 2016

Hacking and whacking

A way to get through life by taking on obstacles and difficulties head-on and not giving up even in the face of repeated failures. A synonym for keep grinding. life, keep grinding, grinding, determination, challenge, grit, sticktoitiveness, persevere, never give up, banging

How are you doing working six days a week. Man, I'm hacking and whacking, just trying to make it.

by joecoolthefool July 31, 2016

Walkietalking

Talking on your phone with the speaker on, so you hold it in front of your face. cell phone, phone, speaker phone, speaker

Sorry Brit, I couldn't hear you, someone next to me was walkietalking.

by joecoolthefool March 9, 2016

shade shadow

Someone who is so shady that everywhere they go, shade follows them like a shadow. cast shade, shade, shadow, side eye, shadey, underhanded, doing people dirty, dirtbag, doing wrong, bad person, throwing shade, slim shadey

Kelly has got a permanent shade shadow that follows her everywhere she goes, she's done so many people wrong.

by joecoolthefool June 18, 2017

booty squatting

Arching your back and sticking out your butt while standing or walking, as you would if you were doing a squat, to make your butt look bigger than it really is. A move frequently performed by models and pornstars with flat butts to fit the current trend of bigger butts.

There are a lot of beautiful girls at this bikini competition, I better do some booty squatting to give myself an edge. big butt, big ass, badonkadonk, pawg, whooty, black girl booty, black girl butt, thong competition

by joecoolthefool January 23, 2015

Furniture funk

The lent, dust, crumbs, spare change and other unidentifiable stuff that is found between and under the cushions of lounge chairs and sofas.

We have got to do a better job of cleaning the house. I reached down between the sofa cushions yesterday and pulled out all of this furniture funk, it was disgusting. sofa stank, chair cheese, lent crumbs, furniture dust, dust devils

by joecoolthefool December 21, 2014

putinbutts

The dupes that interacted with Russians on the internet without knowing it. They may have been influenced by these interactions when it came to making political decisions inpast and future elections. Not to be confused with Putinbots who were the Russians who may have manipulated the Putinbutts. Putin, Vladimir Putin, Trump, Putinbot, Hillary Clinton, conspiracy, Republicans, Democrats, the presidency, Congress, Trumpspeak, Trump trounce, Trump armor, Trumpnado, 2016 Presidential Election, liberal media, the deep state, Mueller investigation, Rod Rosenstein, FBI, DC swamp, corruption, intelligence community, Trump army, conspiracy theory, pootbutt

I think a bunch of Putinbots took advantage of many Putinbutts who had no idea they were being manipulated into either not voting or voting for Trump. C’mon John, your conspiracy theories have got to stop.

by joecoolthefool May 6, 2018