Beer dew

The cool film that beads up on the side of a glass of beer or beer can. It means that you have an icy cold beer that will taste great. beer, beer sweats, drunk, alcoholic, bar, drinking, buzz, drunk, lit, hammered, intoxicated, a pint

Come on in Brad, we got a ton of icy cold ones. The beer dew means they are ready to drink.

by joecoolthefool August 10, 2017

third person theatrics

The act of referring to yourself in the third person when you are trying to talk tough or brag about something impressive you've done.

Tibbs told the CEO that good third quarter results aren't good enough, if you don't make me a millionaire by 30, you should be replaced. Tibbs, you're crazy, you've got delusions of grandeur and third person theatrics. delusions of grandeur, narcissism, cocky, arrogant, self-absorbed

by joecoolthefool January 10, 2015

Post-breakup hotness

The intentional effort made by women after a bad breakup to look really good. They do their hair and makeup everyday and wear more revealing clothing. They may not be ready for another relationship, but they look the part. woman, women, girlfriend, boyfriend, relationship, dating, lover, drama, girl code, breakup

Did you see Lana yesterday?! She looked good. She's got that post-breakup hotness working for her.

by joecoolthefool July 02, 2016

fart collectors

Underwear worn all day long. Science says humans pass gas 10-20 times per day, so all underwear collects a lot of gas. fart, poot, let one rip, gas master, pass gas, flatulence, toot, rip one, poop, do-do, bowel movement, bm, crap, underwear, undies, drawers, pajamas, skivvies, long johns

I shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch, my fart collectors are working overtime.

by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017

Travolta charm

The sincere attempt to be charming with a woman that leads to an awkward and embarrassing encounter. John Travolta, Scarlett Johansson, Idina Menzel, celebrity, movie star, Tinseltown, Hollywood

I liked the way you went over to that girl and to talk to that lady and accidently sneezed in her face. You've got that Travolta charm oozing out of you.

by joecoolthefool July 02, 2016

barracuda blowjob

Oral sex where the person cuts or scrapes the shaft of the penis with their teeth. oral sex, blowjob, head, sex, oral pleasure

Some girl I hooked up with last night at the frat party gave me a barracuda blowjob. I had to go to the drug store and get some Neosporin ointment.

by joecoolthefool May 02, 2016

Bang-bang moment

A moment that causes you to react instinctively. It's not about guns or shooting, it's about reacting to a situation with a quick response. A term often used to describe quick movements in sports. fight or flight, instinct, react, reaction time, quick response

When my neighbor across the street yelled watchout, I immediately fell to the ground and covered my head. A tree limb had fallen in his yard, but I thought it was a drive-by. It was a bang-bang moment for me, I'm paranoid as heck.

by joecoolthefool October 03, 2016