Usually very ignorant. Gets into Metal through bands like Slipknot. They start feeling cool and unique and need to express how Metal is the supreme genre.
How to spot one
1) Says a guitarist isn't good if they can't play fast.
2) Says a guitarist isn't good if they can't play technical.
3) Blasts Metal on their iPods thinking someone will ask them what they are listening to so they can show off how awesome they think their musical taste is to others.
4) Tries to introduce you to Metal by telling you all bands you like suck.
5) Thinks all bands that aren't Metal have no talent.
6) Doesn't know what good Metal vocals are.
Newbie Metalheads usually smarten up, they usually take up guitar and realize that speed isn't everything. Wanting to compose music they go through the tons of influences of their influences and from there they go to their influences which leads them into lots of music which isn't Metal. Then they become people who are open to tons of music, having liked music that is condemned by most people.
How to spot one
1) Says a guitarist isn't good if they can't play fast.
2) Says a guitarist isn't good if they can't play technical.
3) Blasts Metal on their iPods thinking someone will ask them what they are listening to so they can show off how awesome they think their musical taste is to others.
4) Tries to introduce you to Metal by telling you all bands you like suck.
5) Thinks all bands that aren't Metal have no talent.
6) Doesn't know what good Metal vocals are.
Newbie Metalheads usually smarten up, they usually take up guitar and realize that speed isn't everything. Wanting to compose music they go through the tons of influences of their influences and from there they go to their influences which leads them into lots of music which isn't Metal. Then they become people who are open to tons of music, having liked music that is condemned by most people.
by joe725 December 25, 2007
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PCMO's are people who have strong opinions about music and if someone says that something they like sucks they cyberly lash out against the person saying all the music they like sucks. PCMO's can't accept the fact that not everyone likes the same music they do. They also don't know that good music and bad music is just an opinion. Most PCMO's hate songs that have the word blood in it, anything relating to the chemistry of the human body or anything having to do with emotion. The emo PCMO's on the other hand hate it when the music they like is called emo, and of course they lash out.
PCMO's are people who have strong opinions about music and if someone says that something they like sucks they cyberly lash out against the person saying all the music they like sucks. PCMO's can't accept the fact that not everyone likes the same music they do. They also don't know that good music and bad music is just an opinion. Most PCMO's hate songs that have the word blood in it, anything relating to the chemistry of the human body or anything having to do with emotion. The emo PCMO's on the other hand hate it when the music they like is called emo, and of course they lash out.
youtube comment section of the song another brick in the wall:
pinkfloydfan325: Pink Floyd is the only rock band that is good, all other rock sucks. Rap is better.
PCMO2000: FUCK YOU!!!!!! YOU'RE GAY IF YOU THINK THAT RAP IS BETTER THAN PINK FLOYD AND THAT THERE ARE NO GOOD ROCK BANDS OTHER THAN PINK FLOYD!!!!!! GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
youtube comment section of welcome to my life:
DingGoesTheSquidBell: This song is emo and it sucks.
emo PCMO: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE IN EMOTIONAL PAIN!!!!!! THIS SONG PERFECTLY DESCRIBES MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO FEEL LIKE YOU ARE TRAPPED AND HAVE NO WAY OUT!!!!!!!!!
DingGoesTheSquidBell: ever thought that if you stopped listening to emo music and pretending to be depressed people would like you more?
youtube comment section of are you dead yet:
PCMO1: THIS SONG KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!! COB IS THE GREATEST BAND EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING ELSE COMES CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PCMO2: THIS SONG IS A BUNCH OF METAL SHIT!!!!!!!!! IT SHOULD BE DELETED OFF OF YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A DUMBASS JUST FOR LISTENING TO IT!!!!!!!!!!
PCMO1: FUCK YOU!!!!!! ALL THE MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO SUCKS!!!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT MUSIC IS!!!!!!!!!
ownerofvideo: I like the song and thats why I posted it, and COB isn't my favorite band but I think they're good. Now I am blocking both of you from posting comments
pinkfloydfan325: Pink Floyd is the only rock band that is good, all other rock sucks. Rap is better.
PCMO2000: FUCK YOU!!!!!! YOU'RE GAY IF YOU THINK THAT RAP IS BETTER THAN PINK FLOYD AND THAT THERE ARE NO GOOD ROCK BANDS OTHER THAN PINK FLOYD!!!!!! GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
youtube comment section of welcome to my life:
DingGoesTheSquidBell: This song is emo and it sucks.
emo PCMO: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE IN EMOTIONAL PAIN!!!!!! THIS SONG PERFECTLY DESCRIBES MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO FEEL LIKE YOU ARE TRAPPED AND HAVE NO WAY OUT!!!!!!!!!
DingGoesTheSquidBell: ever thought that if you stopped listening to emo music and pretending to be depressed people would like you more?
youtube comment section of are you dead yet:
PCMO1: THIS SONG KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!! COB IS THE GREATEST BAND EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING ELSE COMES CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PCMO2: THIS SONG IS A BUNCH OF METAL SHIT!!!!!!!!! IT SHOULD BE DELETED OFF OF YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A DUMBASS JUST FOR LISTENING TO IT!!!!!!!!!!
PCMO1: FUCK YOU!!!!!! ALL THE MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO SUCKS!!!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT MUSIC IS!!!!!!!!!
ownerofvideo: I like the song and thats why I posted it, and COB isn't my favorite band but I think they're good. Now I am blocking both of you from posting comments
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Get the modern hip-hop mug.One of the worst kinds of posers. These people pose as hardcore fans for bands, usually to look sophisticated or unique, or cool. But don't actually like the music for the sound, only for how they think it makes them look. Hardcore fan posers usually do memorize songs of the band, just so that they can look like real fans. Hardcore fan posers insult people when they say another band is higher in a certain field then that band. It is because they like the label of the band and it insults them to see the band they feel sophisticated/cool/etc listening to, being insulted. When someone says that one member of one band is better than a member of the band they are posing as a hardcore fan of, they will just retaliate by saying that the band they pose as a hardcore fan of is better, even though the other person didn't necessarily say that.
person: The Mars Volta is more experimental than Pink Floyd.
hardcorefanposer: SHUT THE FUCK UP! PINK FLOYD IS A BETTER BAND THAN THAT BAND! THE MARS VOLTA SUCKS!
person: Stfu, I like Pink Floyd, you're such a hardcore fan poser. I didn't say they were better, now just listen to The Mars Volta and face the fact that they are more experimental.
hardcorefanposer: SHUT UP! YOU'RE GAY!
person: Do you even know how Pink Floyd got their name?
hardcorefanposer: They thought it up randomly.
person: uh no, they took the first names of two blues artists: Pink Anderson, and Floyd Council.
hardcorefanposer: SHUT THE FUCK UP! PINK FLOYD IS A BETTER BAND THAN THAT BAND! THE MARS VOLTA SUCKS!
person: Stfu, I like Pink Floyd, you're such a hardcore fan poser. I didn't say they were better, now just listen to The Mars Volta and face the fact that they are more experimental.
hardcorefanposer: SHUT UP! YOU'RE GAY!
person: Do you even know how Pink Floyd got their name?
hardcorefanposer: They thought it up randomly.
person: uh no, they took the first names of two blues artists: Pink Anderson, and Floyd Council.
by joe725 March 27, 2007
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youtube whore: My video of me driving off a cliff has 2,523 views!
normal person: How many punches does your face have?
youtube whore: what?
*punches youtube whore in the face*
normal person: How many punches does your face have?
youtube whore: what?
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