Card

What one uses to gain the advantage or wiggle out of a bad situation by using a characteristic of who they are, or any situation in their life.

Card is normally put after the word for the situation or characteristic in order to describe what they are using to their advantage.
Being the manager of a fast food restaurant, I hired an African American to work at the drive through, he was very incompetent and mixed up orders a lot. When I fired him he pulled the race card by saying I was firing him because he was black.
by joe725 July 18, 2008
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rap poser

A person who doesn't even like rap and listens to the pop rap because they think that they look cool. Rap posers don't even look into rap to know that there was old school. Usually they buy the album of the newest one hit wonder and put it in their cd player and don't even listen to it. Rap posers say rock and every other genre sucks without even listening to it because they think that makes them look cool. Real rap fans don't just listen to the pop rap, they usually listen to tupac and notorious B.I.G. and the rappers before them because they know that those were the people who had the best flow, and also real rap fans don't go around saying that rock sucks.
I used to be a rap poser until I listened to Jimi Hendrix and other classic rock and then I started getting into rock and metal because I actually like it and don't pretend to. Now I express my true thoughts on modern rap and the only rap I listen to is old school cause modern is shit.
by Joe725 March 10, 2007
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maryland

A state where people say it can be kind of hard to understand us because of the accent. We don't usually pronounce d's in words unless its at the beginning or if we try to. We usually pronounce Maryland "murlin" or "marlin", thats our only difference in speaking so we don't have an accent really.

Maryland has Howard County which is pretty rich and we have Baltimore. And Baltimore isn't ALL ghetto, only the projects is. We have D.C. and I don't know if its ghetto because I don't live there. D.C. is like New York only boring as hell, yeah the fucking white house is there, who cares?! Not me! It's just a fucking building!

Anyway Maryland also has P.G. County which is rough, and very conveniently a catholic high school is voted there. My brother who went there saw a kid get stuck up for his northface and he ran away.

Also we have the greatest 2 towns for living here. Ellicott City (where I live) is the second. AND IT SUCKS ASS! I DON'T EVEN GET HOW ITS UP THERE! Ellicott City is a boring place next to a town with a mall, it also has a high asian population so people don't always get a lot of candy on halloween. The only things to do in Ellicott city is get driven to the mall to hang out with people or go to peoples houses.

Columbia (where I used to live) is the first, it is a pretty kickass place and its next to Ellicott, the population is very diverse and there's a mall and woods near every house so there is always something to do there.
by joe725 April 10, 2007
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lobster skin

a girl that tries to tan all the time but cant and ends up getting sunburned all the time
you're such a lobster skin! you keep trying to tan you're going to get skin cancer
by joe725 September 23, 2006
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party pimp

A person who is very hardcore with partying or is very good at planning parties or plan alot of parties , if theres alcohol at a party theyre usually the ones that bring it
they pretty much look down on emos or people that just lean against the wall or sit in a corner
party pimp: hey guys i brought the beer!
by Joe725 June 25, 2006
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PCMO

PCMO stands for Psychotic Cyber Music Opinionator.
PCMO's are people who have strong opinions about music and if someone says that something they like sucks they cyberly lash out against the person saying all the music they like sucks. PCMO's can't accept the fact that not everyone likes the same music they do. They also don't know that good music and bad music is just an opinion. Most PCMO's hate songs that have the word blood in it, anything relating to the chemistry of the human body or anything having to do with emotion. The emo PCMO's on the other hand hate it when the music they like is called emo, and of course they lash out.
youtube comment section of the song another brick in the wall:

pinkfloydfan325: Pink Floyd is the only rock band that is good, all other rock sucks. Rap is better.
PCMO2000: FUCK YOU!!!!!! YOU'RE GAY IF YOU THINK THAT RAP IS BETTER THAN PINK FLOYD AND THAT THERE ARE NO GOOD ROCK BANDS OTHER THAN PINK FLOYD!!!!!! GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

youtube comment section of welcome to my life:

DingGoesTheSquidBell: This song is emo and it sucks.
emo PCMO: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE IN EMOTIONAL PAIN!!!!!! THIS SONG PERFECTLY DESCRIBES MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO FEEL LIKE YOU ARE TRAPPED AND HAVE NO WAY OUT!!!!!!!!!
DingGoesTheSquidBell: ever thought that if you stopped listening to emo music and pretending to be depressed people would like you more?

youtube comment section of are you dead yet:

PCMO1: THIS SONG KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!! COB IS THE GREATEST BAND EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING ELSE COMES CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PCMO2: THIS SONG IS A BUNCH OF METAL SHIT!!!!!!!!! IT SHOULD BE DELETED OFF OF YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A DUMBASS JUST FOR LISTENING TO IT!!!!!!!!!!
PCMO1: FUCK YOU!!!!!! ALL THE MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO SUCKS!!!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT MUSIC IS!!!!!!!!!
ownerofvideo: I like the song and thats why I posted it, and COB isn't my favorite band but I think they're good. Now I am blocking both of you from posting comments
by Joe725 March 10, 2007
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ROFLing It Out

When someone tells a series of bad jokes and you fake laugh and roll on the ground and act like its hilarious so that the person will realise how gay their jokes were so they will stop trying to be funny.
person 1: dude this guy wouldn't stop with his gay jokes!
person 2: did you ROFL it out?
person 1: yeah I enjoy ROFLing it out.
by joe725 April 10, 2007
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