joe smith's definitions

Dirty Joey

When a weak little guy with a flaming tattoo gets banged in the ass and gets a scrawny little mustache with his own fecal matter (a variation of the Dirty Sanchez.

After they work out, Justin loves to give his friend a Dirty Joey to celebrate a job well done.

by Joe Smith September 1, 2004

deloitte

Deloitte is a form of slavery, however there are invisible chains that restrain people. The people who realize their destructive plight are usually the ones to quit or die, by that time it's too late. They are usually physically, mentally or emotionally scarred. Alcohol soon becomes a loving companion.

Joe works at Deloitte for 115 hours a day and although he has a family at home, he choses to go to the bar after work in order to forget the preceeding episode of ill treatment.

by Joe Smith May 13, 2005

taper

n. v. Someone who, often clandestinely will use microphone(s) on clothing, rigs etc. to record and disseminate live concerts, attractions

"Hey, my taper friends got the latest Harper show, do you want the shin?"

by Joe Smith March 9, 2003

Lupah

A she wolf in heat during the mating season.

Boy that lupah can sure get it on!

by joe smith December 11, 2003

The Wayne Cut

the haircut given to all asian males...instantly obtained after sleeping on the right side of ur face and constantly going to school without brushing it at all

Greg: Hey Jesse! Do you want to do something today?
Jesse: Nah I can't . ..I'm going to get the Wayne Cut tonite

by joe smith May 13, 2005

hodge

a crazy growth in the groinal area first seen by colonal jaspal in the korean war

i have this crazy hodge growing on my balls

by joe smith February 10, 2004

Taco Salad

The act of using salad dressing (or any oil based food) as lube for anal sex.

Ardis couldnt find any lube, so she grabbed some ranch dressing, and Jeff gave her a Taco Salad.

by Joe Smith April 15, 2005