A Bitch Session is where a bunch of friends gather and bitch about all the crap that should be elminated from the face of the Earth, i.e., Stupid people, events that sucked, wastes of time, etc. ad infinitum.
Whenever my friends and I get a break from rehearsal, we go into the back room and have a Bitch Session about all the shit that shouldn't go on during rehearsal, like the time available to have a Bitch Session.
by Joe Sabs March 05, 2007
A nice way to say that you're doing many different things at the same time. And since no one can divide by 0, that means you're doing many different things half-assed.
Joe thought that he would multitask by doing his physics homework during his math class. His multitasking, however, got him a detention and a failed homework grade instead.
by Joe Sabs February 12, 2007
Dinercetessents are those delicious foods you can only find at Diners. Since not all diners make delicious food, Dinercetessents are truly a rare find. That is, unless you're in New Jersey. Then, there are so many diners, you really can't not find one that doesn't cook something good.
by Joe Sabs May 02, 2007
1. A popular convenience store chain that is usually open 24/7. An awesome place.
2. A woman who has her legs open 24/7 (i.e., she's a slut).
3. Used to sometimes make fun of cops, who use numbers to relate different situations.
2. A woman who has her legs open 24/7 (i.e., she's a slut).
3. Used to sometimes make fun of cops, who use numbers to relate different situations.
1. Let's all meet up at Seven Eleven to get some food.
2. Dude, don't try to date her, she's a Seven Eleven.
3. "Ah, yes, recon, this is Officer Krupke, we have a Seven Eleven at Dunkin' Donuts, proceeding to confiscate their powdered bear claws, over."
2. Dude, don't try to date her, she's a Seven Eleven.
3. "Ah, yes, recon, this is Officer Krupke, we have a Seven Eleven at Dunkin' Donuts, proceeding to confiscate their powdered bear claws, over."
by Joe Sabs February 02, 2007
by Joe Sabs April 26, 2007
Mangy-Ass Bastard. This utterance is used when one comes across a person who is mangy, ass, and a bastard. It's shortened to MAB to keep those out of the loop... well, out of the loop.
Nick: How could you associate with that Mangy-Ass Bastard?
Tina: I don't know, cause I'm a retart?
Joe: Tina, you're not a retart for knowing a MAB. Everyone knows a couple.
Tina: I don't know, cause I'm a retart?
Joe: Tina, you're not a retart for knowing a MAB. Everyone knows a couple.
by Joe Sabs March 17, 2007
Similar to a mall rat. WaRats are socially rejected kids (and sometimes adults) who loiter around Wawa's aisles, parking area, and do no good to anyone. They almost never buy anything, and when they do, it's from money they bummed or yoinked from fellow WaRats or actual consumers.
Dude, let's go around the other entrance, those WaRats are crowding around the front entrance. They look like Girl Scouts, only they aren't there for a good cause... or any cause for that matter.
by Joe Sabs February 25, 2007