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Naughlk

Naughlk
adj. Naughlker
noun. Naughlker-bib

1- Verbal reaction to an unpredictable, unfavorable, or ironic event.

2- An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for it's unfavorable results.

3- A title given to something or someone with behavoir that is consistently contradictory, akward, and unproductive.

1- When Peter stubbed his toe while stepping into the truck, he said Naughlk.

2- "You stubbed your toe? How Naughlker."

3- That guy is always dopping things and stubbing his toe. He's a naughlker-bib.

by Joe March 4, 2004

Mars

The fourth planet in our solar system. Red, and named after the Greek god of war.

I went to mars!! Hip hip horay!!

by Joe September 25, 2004

load guard

a womans eye-wear

Luckily she was wearing a load guard or else I would have shot it in her eye!

by Joe January 14, 2004

fresh

another name for "freshman"

yo fresh, give me your lunch money.

by joe June 27, 2005

t'other

Contraction, short for 'the other',

"Was that you I saw in town t'other evening?"

Pissed of guy: "Did you steal my ipod?"
Thief: "No it was t'other guy."

by Joe January 29, 2005

shota

The best man on earth

O gosh, I love you you are such a SHOTA!

by Joe October 1, 2003

bumbaclot

A cloth or rag used as a tampon, etc. Gross, but likely more accurate.

Wha' dee Bum-Bah-CLOT! Cum nah, get dee rass off me car?

by Joe April 7, 2003