head fake

when person A proceeds to give what person B thinks is a blowjob, then simply holds the head of the penis in her/his mouth and proceeds to jerk person A off without actually doing anything with their mouth but holding the penis in it.
I was so happy that chick was finally gonna suck my dick then the bitch pulled a head fake on me.
by Joe December 10, 2004
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blow dirt

You better check your underwear after you blow dirt.
by Joe August 07, 2003
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Blueberry Muffin

A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.
Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?

Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over

Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...

Dan: hahahaha!
by Joe October 08, 2004
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Gatdula

A surname from Hispanic and Filipino decent. Stemmed the nicknames: Gat, Gatdula Oblongata, G'dula, Gatmaster.
Yo Gatdula, you the fuckin' man!
by Joe April 01, 2004
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Karmageddon

On 9/18/03, gamefaqs message boards had problems with the moderation system, thus not letting anyone mod anyone. Some guy said to go and commit account suicide aka luicide and the boards had to be shut down. 75-140 people were banned that day
Karmageddon: 9/18/03, fellow LUEsers we will miss.
by Joe October 12, 2003
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shlupa

this is the sound of a fat man being sucked out of a airplane window and going throught the jet engine. (V)
"That sounded like a shlupa"
by JOE July 26, 2004
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blinkies

Blinkies are 20" rims or better, possibly spinners or Spokes. These rims are not to be confused with chromies, wich in fact are cheap chrome hubcaps.
Person 1. Yo dawg check out my blinkies
Person 2. My chromies are better
Person 1. Fuck your chromies only faggots have gay ass chromies like (Eminem)
by joe January 06, 2004
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