Definitions by joe

prison bitch 

when guys in jail don't see any girls in years, they get desparate. They fight with their cellmates, and the winner gets to fuck the other in the ass. Often the bitch has to dress and act like a girl.

Big Bubba made his cellmate his bitch.

prison bitch by Joe February 11, 2003

knee slapper 

Sarcastically used to point out an unfunny joke. It originates from the act of slapping one's knee during vigorous laughter. Later took on a sarcastic meaning.

Comedian: I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms tired!

Audience member in sarcastic tone: wow that's a real knee-slapper

knee slapper by Joe February 11, 2003

sausage 

an Italian man's massive cock

I got a big Italian sausage.

sausage by Joe February 11, 2003

deck 

to beat someone up, or to attack someone, knocking them to the ground.

Mike just decked Albert. I think he broke his arm.

deck by Joe February 11, 2003

turtle 

a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.

Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!

turtle by Joe February 11, 2003

mack 

to shoot or use a gun on, from the mac-10, a small sub-machinegun similar to an Uzi.

If they get in my way , i'm gonna mac them.

mack by Joe February 3, 2003

boldt 

annoying piece of shit that no one likes

Goddamnit you sound like a boldt!

boldt by Joe February 3, 2003