qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

The way the letters are arranged on the Qwerty keyboard

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm instead of abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?

by Joe September 28, 2004

thunderhead

thun·der·head, n. The swollen upper portion of a thundercloud, usually only recognized by people who enjoy having great breadth, but little depth of knowledge.

"Hey everybody! Look over there at that thunderhead!"

"Shut up Steve, no one cares."

by Joe October 22, 2004

guitar

A stringed instrument that greats like Jimi Hendrix, Carlos Santana, Eric Clapton, and John Frusciante play or played extremely well.

1. You'll never be as good as John, he practices like 17 hours a day. A.K.A. Jesus.

2. Mike Einziger could come close.

3. Santana is the Holy Spirit of guitar.

4. Hendrix is god.

by Joe May 15, 2005

Nag

A needle filled with heroine or some other opiate, as in the song "Givin' a Fuck" by The Darkness

...but I won't apologize
I'll inject into my eyes
if there was nowhere else to stick my nag

by Joe March 01, 2005

thwock

A slang term for the penis. As with most slang terms, can also be used in derrogatory form to refer to another individual.

"Jen was shocked when I slapped my thwock down on the table, in front of her face."

"That kid is such a thwock"

by Joe November 04, 2003

B-Bow (B.B.O.W.W.)

An acronym for Big Booty on White Woman

Check out the B-bow in aisle 5. Is it natural or did she buy that ass.

by joe November 05, 2004

grunge

stupid label put by the media to describe an indescribable movement of music in the late '80s and early '90s. usually great sounding music that is messed up by idiots who try to make sense of it. NIRVANA is the greatest band ever.

1. Grunge is dead.
2. he's such a cob nobbler, he doesn't listen to grunge.

by Joe March 28, 2005