joe 's definitions

spa-rung

Means sprung. Used in 'I Like Big Butts' by SirMixAlot. 'rung' at the end is shouted... spa-RUNG!

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get spa-RUNG!!
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
...
and so on

by Joe April 2, 2005

finger

the motion of putting one or more of the divisions of your hand (your fingers) into a pussy for whatever reasons, girl's pleasure, boy's pleasure, low self esteem (a girl has nobody to fuck).

man that porno just made her want to finger herself, hot shit.

by Joe March 14, 2004

leprotext

A Really big bit of text.

"Just Read This Breif Comment..."
"BREIF? This is fucking leprotext, mate!"

by Joe March 29, 2005

bullfrog

sticking your index, middle finger and thumb in a rectum and opening and closing them

Dude i gave that girl a bullfrog last night and she loved it.

by joe August 13, 2003

jar

A "jar" of 100 Ecstacy pills

My man just got a jar in last week. He's gotta get rid of all that X quick.

by Joe August 28, 2004

George W. Bush

most ignorant president the United States of America has ever "voted" into office.

if bush gets reelected, i'm moving to canada.
bush is such a dumbshit i cannot believe he properly knows how to breath in his sleep.

by Joe November 25, 2006

duffas

A boy who hits puberty way to young, and resembles a grown man by the seventh grade, who wears a taped pair of glasses and trips on him self often.

Hey you see that duffas over there trying to pick up on that chick, I bet he'll lose his balence in five seconds, lol!

by joe May 18, 2004