bullfrog

sticking your index, middle finger and thumb in a rectum and opening and closing them

Dude i gave that girl a bullfrog last night and she loved it.

by joe August 13, 2003

Bad Dipping Strategy

The act of accidentally dipping tempura in wasabi, or sushi in tempura sauce when eating a japanese meal. May be applicable for other cuisine.

Aww fuck, I just BDS'd.

by Joe December 16, 2004

internet tough guy

Someone who constantly talks about how bad and "hardcore" they are over the connected phone lines called the internet. These people usually frequent chat rooms and online forums for the sole purpose of shit talking and gloating to complete strangers to fill the void in their life, something that dosen't impress someone in the REAL WORLD. They also like to troll areas in chat and forums that contain such topics as: Martial Arts, Boxing, Fighting, Excercise, Weight Lifting, Wrestling etc. so they can compete with other lifeless internet whores for the sole purpose of determining who is the biggest nerd of them all. These people talk about how much ass they kick and how they could take on the world single handedly, when in reality, quiver at such ideas of someone who dosen't like them finding them in their parents basement where they thought they were safe. Internet Tough Guys should be regarded as the lowest form of life on Earth. 99% of the time they are liars, who will make completely bogus claims of being 7 feet tall, 400 pounds of pure muscle, and bench 700. Often they have bullshit stories to accompany such shitty claims like "I've wrestled a bear and a lion at the same time, and I kicked both of their asses with ease!" or "I'm a pro boxer who beat Mike Tyson in a backyard brawl with no gloves!" They often reply with sayings such as "fuck you", "i'll kick you ass", "your luckee that i cant get you", and the ever popular "where do you live and ill beat you ass". All threats by Internet Tough Guys should be promply backed up with "Try it with a nerd who buys into your tough guy bullshit".

muscleman1596732: i bet joo wont say that to my face!
muscleman1596732: ill kick your ass where do you live!!
muscleman1596732: i can take teh world on!!11
muscleman1596732: i kicked tysons ass and i no i can kick yers!!!111

by Joe August 30, 2004

London Calling

The greatest album of the 80's, by The Clash. Contains songs like London Calling, Clampdwn, Hatefull, Rudie Can't Fail, and other fucking amazing songs. Buy It NOW!!!

Person 1: Hey, I just got London Calling on CD.
Person 2: (beats person 1 up and steals London Calling)

by Joe March 05, 2005

mack

to shoot or use a gun on, from the mac-10, a small sub-machinegun similar to an Uzi.

If they get in my way , i'm gonna mac them.

by Joe February 03, 2003

dirtystayout

club kid
one who stays out late
one who goes to many clubs in one night
one who does not care what time it is
one who is carefree
one who into fashion
one who always goes to night clubs

i was such a dirtystayout,I got home at 7 am

i was a dirtystayout, I went to 3 clubs last night

by joe February 09, 2005

smoker troll

A female in her late 30's to early 40's that has smoked since she was a teenager. Characteristics will very, but will likely include wrinkles, dull or gray hair, sunken in eyes, and pointy ears.

All off those death wands have turned her into a smoker troll.

by Joe January 02, 2005