joe's definitions

salvia

a hallucinagen related to the herb sage.
it is usualy smoked in a small bowl and the smoke is sucked thru a straw

"james took a good wiff and was walkin on da ceelin and den josh was suckin it all in an insed of seein 3-D he was seein 8-D"

by joe December 1, 2003

glassbottomboat

Kaila this is from Joe will you be my valentine, and my giz-irl, Yeah....
Will you go out with me.

Will you Yes or no, Call me when you read this.

by Joe February 12, 2005

Banana Dick

A long, skinny yet very curved erect penis. Much like Pencil Dick, but really curved upwards.

"That guy in that porn flick sure had one hell of a banna dick!"

by Joe July 27, 2003

elephonkey

a person who has big ears like an elephant and they look like a monkey.

you look like an elephonkey.

by joe January 19, 2004

NERFED

I've always wondered what exactly it means - in context it's code that's been deliberatly broken or functionality removed from a program in order to sell a higher priced alternative or also used as a general description of code that no longer works (after patching or updating)
I think it's something like "Not Even Really Functioning Effectivly Disabled/Destroyed" or something similar

M$ W0rd 9's HTML is NERFED (in order to sell M$ Fr0ntp@ge)

by Joe June 25, 2004

election

something that just had the stupidest shit ever happen on it

and so senator kerry has conceded form the election

Joe: FUUUUCK!

by Joe November 3, 2004

shaffi

a budgie killer or a bokat

shaffi is killing adit or im a shaffi

by joe October 20, 2008