joe's definitions

dildo pilot

An indiviual who pilots dildos, normally a homosexual.

Did you see that guy with the pink polo shirt with the popped collar? He's such a dildo pilot.

by Joe January 25, 2005

freaky styley

1. the name of a red hot chili peppers album, released in 1985 with hillel slovak on guitar, cliff martinez on drums, anthony kiedes singing, and flea on bass. (funk/punk/rock)

2. word the chili peppers used to describe something cool during that time period

yo that shits freaky styley

yo i just got freaky styley by rhcp and it kicks ass

by joe January 27, 2005

half life 2

a badass game for PC that has the best physics engine ever. i do wish that all of you jackasses would quit compairing it to halo 2. those two games are in completely seperate realms of each other. PC's and consoles are totally different. both games are great in their own right, but trying to compare the two is like saying that a certain book is better than a completely different movie. thats fucking retarded.

you can get it at walmart or anyplace that sells video games

by joe January 28, 2005

t'other

Contraction, short for 'the other',

"Was that you I saw in town t'other evening?"

Pissed of guy: "Did you steal my ipod?"
Thief: "No it was t'other guy."

by Joe January 29, 2005

puking dinosaur

Puking dinosaur is an improvisational theater game in which a group of people stand in a circle and one person starts a physical action with a vocal sound. This person does this action to another person, walking to them in the process, and then the next person does their best impresion of the action-sound, but hieghtening it, raising the intesity, and taking it to the next level. This causes a natural and organic change or mutation in the action-sound. This is repeated for each person until the action-sound combonation resembles somthing like a puking dinosaur. An alternate version in everyone does the action-sound to the person on their left and it goes around in a circle. This second version of puking dinosaur mutates much faster.

The class began to play puking dinosaur to increase their energy, and warm up.

by Joe January 30, 2005

inyan eskrima

A martial art, sometimes called Filipino stick fighting, which uses various weapons, grabs, and strikes. It standardly checks and opponents attack, then either forces them into submission with a well placed lock, or strikes at a nerve cluster. Also the parent of some modern Brazilian martial arts.

My classmate takes Inyan Eskrima, and hates it when perople says he takes karate.

by Joe January 30, 2005

akido

A japanese soft-form martial art focusing on leading the opponent around you in a circular motion, and placing a lock on them.

Although akido in not my favorite martial art, I think someone well trained in it could defeat many other martial artists I know.

by Joe January 30, 2005