guitar

A stringed instrument that greats like Jimi Hendrix, Carlos Santana, Eric Clapton, and John Frusciante play or played extremely well.
1. You'll never be as good as John, he practices like 17 hours a day. A.K.A. Jesus.

2. Mike Einziger could come close.

3. Santana is the Holy Spirit of guitar.

4. Hendrix is god.
by Joe May 15, 2005
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sperm whore

A bitchy woman who steals your sperm and uses it to have babies without your consent.
Jeni is such a sperm whore!
by Joe May 02, 2005
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POLACK

Despite the ignorant (polish are stupid) misconception Polacks are one of the smartest nationalities in the world.
I know many intelligent polacks. Many have advanced degrees.
by joe February 27, 2005
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deekin

Deekin - To Look In A Manor Which Would Offend, Known As Staring Staring
What You Deekin At You Fucking Doiler
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catwhack

Joe is on the catwhack again.
by joe February 26, 2003
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t'other

Contraction, short for 'the other',
"Was that you I saw in town t'other evening?"

Pissed of guy: "Did you steal my ipod?"
Thief: "No it was t'other guy."
by Joe January 29, 2005
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russo

A rich wigger trying to make it seem he is from the ghetto.
by joe September 12, 2004
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