joe's definitions

carpet licker

A lesbo dat likes to lick pussy.

How do yo become a lesbian? Oh thats easy hun, you just have to lick carpet. Lick carpet huh?

by joe April 23, 2003

trikks

Halfling molestor

Trikks hat Fuesse haarige!

by Joe August 22, 2003

pop a cap in your ass

to shoot someone in their posterior

I want to pop a cap in your ass

by Joe August 25, 2003

nasal

Nasal intercourse where a man sticks his penis in the womans nose

Push for nasal! Everybody must get nasal!

by Joe January 16, 2005

ass mealo

something that looks like thomas

looks like thomas

by Joe December 4, 2003

light green

paper money

"i got some light green in my pockets."

by joe May 1, 2004

inyan eskrima

A martial art, sometimes called Filipino stick fighting, which uses various weapons, grabs, and strikes. It standardly checks and opponents attack, then either forces them into submission with a well placed lock, or strikes at a nerve cluster. Also the parent of some modern Brazilian martial arts.

My classmate takes Inyan Eskrima, and hates it when perople says he takes karate.

by Joe January 30, 2005