greaseball

A person who puts Tres Flores, Dixie Peach, or 90 weight gear lube in his hair.

Ramon and Jimmy Bub are a couple of grease balls who never go out in public before greasing their hair.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

cop

A POlice. A fuzz. An ossifer of the law.

Hey, Jake, does your dad work for a living?

Nah, he's a cop.

Honest?

Nah, he's an Oakland cop.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

bull dyke

A female human who, in a supreme effort to be trendy, cuts her hair short, has her front teeth sharpened, and wears men's clothes and a leather collar with spikes around it. The bull dyke's favorite sport is coprophilia, the love of shit. The bull dyke loves to find a pretty lesbian lover to fist, and from whom to burgle turds.

While hiking on a mountain trail, I came upon a beautiful woman taking a great big dump right in the middle of the path. Around her, four bull dykes with butch cuts, sharpened front teeth, and spiked collars lay on the rocks and intently watched the dump's progress. One bull dyke flashed a terrible, canine smile and said, "I told you someone would see you."

The beautiful woman kept on dumping and said, melodramatically, "Oh, the perils of the trail!"

If you find this disgusting, don't blame me. I didn't take a dump in the path, and I'm not a coprophiliac bull dyke or a turd burglar. These are the wonderful folks that liberal twits hold to be so charming. Real nice, eh?

by Joao Bufamarillo May 30, 2005

turd in the punch bowl

A comparative word, used to describe the unpopularity of a certain person.

Here comes Lorna. She's about as welcome as a turd in the punch bowl.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Oakland

A city in California on the eastern shore of San Francisco Bay. A beautiful city with beautiful weather.

Oakland is known for its great sports teams, the A's and the Raiders. It is also known for its sideshows and high murder rate.

Oakland is a great place to take a vacation, because there are no other tourists there.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005

Punjab of Javapo

A person whose job is to po' the Java.

I got a job down at Denny's. I'm the Punjab of Javapo.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

hot squat

The electric chair.

The last, and best-fitting, chair that a Crip sits in.

I hope they send that punk to the hot squat without any further legal monkeyshines.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005