jo mama's definitions

RandomNigga

1. (noun) Average black male.

2. (noun) Person known to flip and do odd things without warning.

3. (noun) World class trash talker.

1. My TV was stolen by some RandomNigga.

2. Grandmom rolled up, snatched my joint and took a shit on my forehead; she was quite the RandomNigga.

3. That RandomNigga snapped on me so hard, I cried.

by Jo Mama March 24, 2005

cock

a rooster u sick bastard's

i have a cock it is hairy

by jO MAMA March 5, 2005

harvard

a place where aspiring black people go to get educated while their peers continue to hate on them on no basis whatsoever. many think that harvard kids are nerds who study all the time and have no lives but for a definition of those kids see HATERS.

--yo i met this bangin chic at this fly ass party last weekend. she's both sexy AND educated!

--yo where was this party at?

--it was at HARVARD!

by Jo Mama September 29, 2004

oenophile

a flat out WINEAU!

Jimmy Bond is an oenophile

by jo mama August 21, 2003

DICKLING

a little dick size of a 2 year olds pinky

when i jackoff i need to use tweezers because my dickling is so small

by JO MAMA November 11, 2003

facinoma

an unusual and interesting medical condition

That patient in room 203A has a facinoma.

by jo mama April 22, 2003

cramjack

its a device worn between two males having sex. it is worn by both males at the same time. it is worn over both penises. every time the man in the back thrusts, it jacks off the guy taking it in the butt. basically eliminates the reach-around procedure.

i just bought a new cramjack ...yay!!

by jo mama March 2, 2004