Definitions by jo Mamma
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To make out with a man who has stubble to the point that it chafes your skin and gives you an open rash; very embarrassing
Kraning
to cream oneself (ejaculate) on account of something very simple, usually involving Boston, e.g. the Red Sox winning the World Series, the Patriots winning the Super Bowl, or sushi
mighty taco
mighty taco by jo Mamma February 28, 2004
shizzle
a word white girls like liz use to sound cool, but its ok because sometimes they happen to be the hottest girl around
jiggittyjizzoint
jiggittyjizzoint by jo mamma April 17, 2003
machine gun turd
when your crappin and before it comes out you fart a couple times in a row to make a machine gun sound
machine gun turd by jo mamma February 24, 2003