8 definitions by jo Mamma
Person who likes a finger in the ass while performing normal everday functions, like "doing the dishes" or "painting"
by jo Mamma May 31, 2004
To make out with a man who has stubble to the point that it chafes your skin and gives you an open rash; very embarrassing
by jo Mamma February 04, 2005
by jo Mamma February 28, 2004
when your crappin and before it comes out you fart a couple times in a row to make a machine gun sound
by jo Mamma February 24, 2003
to cream oneself (ejaculate) on account of something very simple, usually involving Boston, e.g. the Red Sox winning the World Series, the Patriots winning the Super Bowl, or sushi
by jo Mamma February 03, 2005

