jman's definitions

stinkfoot

1) A song made by Frank Zappa
2) A condition in which one's feet emit a nauseating, sometimes fatal smell.

John's stinkfoot killed his dog!

by Jman December 21, 2004

analeakage

1) An extremely wet fart; a shart.
2) The substance that causes skid marks.
3) The substance that gives farts a humid sound and horrid smell
4) The result of a colon blast

1) Ohh man I think I just had some analeakage
2) Dad's analeakage make meaty skid marks in his underpants
2) Holy Hell! That analeakage reeks!
4) Jimmy's analeakage just ripped him a second butthole!

by Jman December 21, 2004

analingus

1) Eating ass
2) Rimming

cunnilingus : pussy :: analingus : asshole

Danny is kinky so he gave his girlfriend analingus

by jman May 13, 2005

blindside

1) Awesome swedish rock band
2) A surprise attack
3) A cheap shot

1) I just bought Blindside's new CD
2) I got blindsided by a pack of angry wolves.
3) Will got blindsided during a fight with tim by a pack of angry wolves

by Jman December 21, 2004

JMU

Just Missed UVa. For all of those who didn't quite make it to UVa...but a good college none the less.

GUY:"So where do you go to college?"
JMU GUY: "I go to JMU."
GUY: "so you didn't get into UVa...bummer."

by jman October 29, 2004