Definitions by jman

muffin punch 

To punch in ones muffin. Muffin = face, pussy, universal phrase can be used at any time.

"its muffin punching time"
Keep talkin shit and your getting it in the muffin"
Hes about to get muffin punched

muffin punch by Jman December 11, 2004

JMU 

Just Missed UVa. For all of those who didn't quite make it to UVa...but a good college none the less.

GUY:"So where do you go to college?"
JMU GUY: "I go to JMU."
GUY: "so you didn't get into UVa...bummer."

JMU by jman October 29, 2004

likazevilly 

A slang term for licking someones penis, it is said like lik-a-ze-villy

Hey dude you likazevilly

likazevilly by Jman May 15, 2004

eareo's 

1.A brand of cereal that was developed after the Mike Tyson ear biting incident.
2.A tea kettle

don't make me pull out a bowl of eareo's on yo' ass

eareo's by jman January 18, 2004

Shankadoodle 

1. a fiasco
2. act of being shafted
3. a let down

"Whoa, James, that was a major shankadoodle!"

Shankadoodle by Jman April 9, 2003