jjr51802's definitions

Girl

A mythical being. Experts are trying to prove their existence.

I wonder if girls are real

by jjr51802 February 7, 2014

Normal Person

The opposite of you

Youre not a normal person

by jjr51802 November 7, 2013

Sonic The Hedgehog

1.The shittiest most autistic fan base ever. They recolor sonic and call it copyrighted (Because autists don't know what copyright means) make a edgy as fuck "story" for it and then upload to Deviantard.
2.Segas official jew gold cow

Sonic The Hedgehog fancunt:ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL

by Jjr51802 February 10, 2014

Zombie Apocalypse

Something 12 year old boys wish would happen so they can show off how badass they are.

Sheldon: Imagine if there was a zombie apocalypse! I would use a gun!
John:Sheldon shut up you faggot

by jjr51802 November 1, 2013

warheads

Really fucking sour candy that rots your teeth and makes you regret eating them if you eat too many

3: Teeth start to hurt
5: Tounge starts hurting and you cant eat anything requiring you to chew
10: Tounge is cut and possibly bleeding

25: Breathe wrong and your tounge will hurt
40: Only way to eat more warheads is with a fuckton of painkillers
50: Abandon hope all ye who enter
100+: ...

OH GOD I JUST ATE A BUNCH OF WARHEADS
EVERY TIME I BREATHE IT HURTS

by jjr51802 November 7, 2013

Border Collie

Smartest dog ever. Can take down three german shepherds and a pit bull with little to no effort through sheer intelligence.

That border collie just killed every dog in the shelter! Damn he's smart!

by jjr51802 May 5, 2014

Name definitions

The saddest and most pathetic things on the internet

Bob is the nicest person ever *INSERT OTHER BULLSHIT USUALLY IN NAME DEFINITIONS HERE*

by jjr51802 February 5, 2014