Zombie Apocalypse

Something 12 year old boys wish would happen so they can show off how badass they are.

Sheldon: Imagine if there was a zombie apocalypse! I would use a gun!
John:Sheldon shut up you faggot

by jjr51802 November 02, 2013

warheads

Really fucking sour candy that rots your teeth and makes you regret eating them if you eat too many

3: Teeth start to hurt
5: Tounge starts hurting and you cant eat anything requiring you to chew
10: Tounge is cut and possibly bleeding

25: Breathe wrong and your tounge will hurt
40: Only way to eat more warheads is with a fuckton of painkillers
50: Abandon hope all ye who enter
100+: ...

OH GOD I JUST ATE A BUNCH OF WARHEADS
EVERY TIME I BREATHE IT HURTS

by jjr51802 November 07, 2013

Ak47

Shitty gun that not even sandniggers use any more. This doesnt stop cod kiddies from thinking it's the most popular gun to ever exist.

Cod kiddie:WHEN I GROW UP IM GOING TO SHOOT PEOPLE WITH AN AK47
Normal person:Except no one uses Ak47s you autistic fuck

by jjr51802 February 04, 2014

Name definitions

The saddest and most pathetic things on the internet

Bob is the nicest person ever *INSERT OTHER BULLSHIT USUALLY IN NAME DEFINITIONS HERE*

by jjr51802 February 06, 2014

Girl

A mythical being. Experts are trying to prove their existence.

I wonder if girls are real

by jjr51802 February 07, 2014

Amnesia Dark Descent

Amnesia: The Dark Descent (Also known as "That game pewdiepie plays") is an over exaggerated overrated nonscary game where you have to get an orb or kill alexander or some shit no one cares about
The only scary parts were the torch turning on and the brass bull (Probably just me. I had to pause for an hour because i imagined what it would be like in one of those things)

Pewdiepie buttbuddy:OMG DID YOU SEE PEWDIEPIES NEW AMNESIA DARK DESCENT VIDEO ITS SOOO SCARY OMG PEWDIEPIE IS THE BEST
Normal person:Shut up you autistic fuck

by jjr51802 November 06, 2013

Normal Person

The opposite of you

Youre not a normal person

by jjr51802 November 07, 2013