jj's definitions

STANKIN BOOTY ASS

1. Someone who smells like they have bathed inside someone's asshole.

"I'm getting tired of being around yo stankin booty ass"

by JJ May 13, 2005

gordon keeble

big lump of a man made in the 1970's.

"Who's THAT?!"
"It's gordon keeble"

by jj August 12, 2003

time me to the fan

not sure...i am trying to figure it out..please let me know if you do (its in Beenie Man's song-Dude)

"I want a dude with wickedest slam,
I need a one, two, three holla man,
I want a dude who will time me to the fan..."

by JJ February 17, 2004

lub

someone who puts lights under thier bed.

lub has a sweet life.

by jj June 18, 2005

scrage

A very ugly guy or girl.

Jason's girlfriend was a scrage!

by JJ February 25, 2003

Hizzle

Your crib

Hey baby lets go back to my hizzle fo shizzle

by JJ July 18, 2003

coning

Game involving the systematic theft of orange street cones and strategic placement upon an unsuspecting victim's doorstep, yard, or vehicle under the cover of darkness.

Past tense: coned.

Ricky and the boys went coning last night; they got six houses with eighteen cones!

Past Tense: My car got coned three times this week!

by JJ October 29, 2003