jizz creamery's definitions

jizz golf

a game where the goal is to successfully cum in every single hole on another’s body

damn you mad good at jizz golf i’m like a boston cream donut rn

by jizz creamery April 19, 2022

the jesus jizz

when you go on top of a tall building in times square with a lot of males and ejaculate off the building causing the jizz to spray down onto the tourists

oh no it’s the jesus jizz

by jizz creamery February 23, 2021

Douche Cano

When a male fucks a girl and cums on her ass and it slides down her ass crack and leaks into the vigina

bro i Douche Canoed my girl last night and now she’s pregnant!

by jizz creamery February 23, 2021

stank cum

when you are fucking a dude in the ass and he farts on your dick and the gas particles seep into your tip so when you cum it stanks

damn bro yo stank cum smells like expired milk

by jizz creamery April 19, 2022

popatrate

the act of taking a nutsicle and penetrating a woman’s vagina and thrusting it in there until it melts

yo i just popatrated your girl with a nutsicle and she liked it

by jizz creamery February 10, 2021

popatrate

to stick a nutsicle inside of a woman’s vagina and thrust it until in melts inside her

yo i just popatrated your girl with a nutsicle

by jizz creamery February 10, 2021

grandpa joe 2000

the act where a 60+ year old male gets a job at a pre school then proceeds to poop in a sock and whip little girls with his own shit sock until they pass out and he takes them home in his white van and ties them up in his basement

bro my little sister just got the grandpa joe 2000!

by jizz creamery February 23, 2021