jimwkejnwekdkwe's definitions

Reddit

Where beta males, cucks, snowflakes, and Jews flock to so the rest of the internet doesn't have to deal with them.

"I bet that whiny cuck Percy Steinberg, who ratted Jimmy out for smoking on company property, got beaten up at school a lot."

"I bet you're right. He probably spends half the work day crying on Reddit about his beta male problems. His virtual mommy."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe June 29, 2019

Chocolate Mountain

A huge pile of shit too large to flush.

"Who left this steaming chocolate mountain in the toilet? It's practically level with the seat."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe July 5, 2022

Musist

Someone prejudice against the music tastes of someone else. A musical bigot.

"Pff, only your kind can appreciate this kind of garbage music."

"Oh, yeah? And what kind is that if I might ask?"

"Nickelback fans."

"You know what Gary? I'm beginning to think you're an intolerant musist."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe April 19, 2019

housewench

Female couchweight and sandwich maker. Spends most of her time watching soaps and facebooking.

"Quit watching Days and Maury all day and get a day job you useless housewench. I don't work 40 hours a week so you can sit on your ass all day and enjoy the cable and internet I pay for. Contribute something or hit the road."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe April 18, 2019

Milkbagger

An eastern Canadian. Typically a strong liberal voter. Responsible for electing and securing the Trudeau regime's rise to power. Name originating with their preference for containing milk in bags as opposed to cartons or jugs.

"That metrosexual, Prius driving, milkbagger stole my spot at the Oilers-Leafs game. I should rip that "Vote Liberal" decal off his car, seal his mouth shut, and kick his skinny jean ass back to Toronto."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe April 14, 2022

Invert

An appropriate term for an Australian.

"Why is that guy in denim short-shorts and cowboy boots getting into a racist argument with a kangaroo?"

"Cause he's an Invert. They don't get a lot of oxygen to the brain down there."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe May 13, 2019

Couser

A male cousin married to a half sibling of whom no genetic relationship exists between the two.

My father's brother's son is married to my half sister who my father adopted when she was 8. Couldn't ask for a better couser.

by jimwkejnwekdkwe May 13, 2022