4 definitions by jimmy the jizard

Jimmy The Jizzard

A short white boy with mistacle powers using his Jizzard wand to get fine women.

YO look its Jimmy The Jizzard

by jimmy the jizard February 9, 2021

hornynigga

a bro whos horny beyond belief and a home boy wont let him hit it

damn bro your being such a hornynigga

by jimmy the jizard February 5, 2021

the maple man

the maple man is canadian he who speaks portuguese and still lives in the trees and is normally impersonating the vietnamese hes coming for your motherfucken knees

watch out jimmy the nun "the maple man" coming

by jimmy the jizard February 5, 2021

obese monkey

A hairy fat man who runs around with no shirt and makes autistic screeches

"dude don't be a Obese Monkey"

by jimmy the jizard February 5, 2021