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Definitions by jimmy the jizard

Jimmy The Jizzard 

A short white boy with mistacle powers using his Jizzard wand to get fine women.
YO look its Jimmy The Jizzard

the maple man 

the maple man is canadian he who speaks portuguese and still lives in the trees and is normally impersonating the vietnamese hes coming for your motherfucken knees
watch out jimmy the nun "the maple man" coming
the maple man by jimmy the jizard February 5, 2021

obese monkey 

A hairy fat man who runs around with no shirt and makes autistic screeches
"dude don't be a Obese Monkey"
obese monkey by jimmy the jizard February 5, 2021

hornynigga 

a bro whos horny beyond belief and a home boy wont let him hit it
damn bro your being such a hornynigga
hornynigga by jimmy the jizard February 5, 2021