jimmy smith's definitions

sacks

1.brown hessian bags
2.the bags that holds your balls
3.the things bums use to carry their shit around.

1.move those sacks or I'll shove them up you arse!!!
2.don't you dare touch my sack!
3.move your fucking sacks you lazy bum!

by Jimmy Smith March 18, 2005

skateboarding

the shittest sport ever, is far from better than sex! BMX is tons better, and if u dissagree, I'll stab u with a spork!!!!

ME: dude, skateboarding sucks... OTHER GUY: yes, and anyone who skates is a stupid fuck!!!

by Jimmy Smith March 12, 2005

skate

to be a complete dickhead, and ruin all bmxers fun at skateparks with the whole "I'ts called a skatepark for a reason" bullshit

Dickhead: lets go skate!
Me: fuck no, skatings for pansys, and tossers who need to compensate for something (if u know what I mean, and I think you do)

by jimmy smith May 6, 2005

skater

A fag, has no respet for any sport except skating, loves the cock, and loves with a cop!!!

ME: dude, that skater is obviously a poof!
JESSE: yeh, I can't believe i used to skate!!!

by Jimmy smith March 12, 2005

neegah

this man (or dickhead as it would seem)is a discrace to the name jimmy smith, I am the real Jimmy smith!!! bow before my might!!!

the jimmy smith who came up with neegah is a complete wanker and an imposter, I am the real jimmy smith!!!

by jimmy smith April 28, 2005

keith moon

2 words, "A legend!", no, really, once drummer for the who, but died in new york 3 1/2 months after a reenactment gig they did for "the kids are alright" in 1979. this man was also crazy, I mean crazy, this is the sort of guy who threw cherry bombs down upon police officers from his hotel room window, and once, in Saskatoon, Canada, got so bored he resorted to chopping ALL his hotel furniture into kindling.

Keith Moon! I salute you!

by jimmy smith May 10, 2005

act of God

something that tosser insurance companys use, so you can't sue some corporation because there was an accident with a man made object, that was caused by a natural event, so say, a mudslide pushes your poorly constructed house over, along with another 200 peoples, nobady can sue the builders because they didn't cause the mudslide. widely documented in the fictional movie with billy connoly, "the man who sued god" about a man whose bat is destroyed when lightning strikes it, and sets off to sue the insurance company, then, after discovering about the act of god rule, goes and sues god...

my car was hit by a weakly cemented signpost during gale force winds, and I can't sue the fucking council because it's an act of god dammit!

by jimmy smith April 11, 2005