jimmy smith's definitions

life

life is the ability to feel, the ability to know, the ability to move, the ability to speak out.

really, to tell the truith, life IS

by Jimmy Smith June 25, 2005

quigloo

In igloo warmed by the queefs of its occupants.

This quigloo sure is cozy and smells great.

by Jimmy Smith October 21, 2021

boxing

boxing is dumb... whats so good about two guys trying to knock the other out?

Boxer 1: look a bear!
Boxer 2: where?
boxer 1: *whack*
Refferee: 1, 2, 3, we have a winner!!!
bell: ding ding

by jimmy smith April 3, 2005

richard nixon

my hero!!! I love him, isn't he cute?:-)

richards hot.... don't u think so ?!?!?!?!?

by jimmy smith March 12, 2005

All Your Base

one of the funniest parodies I've ever heard. inspired by the really crappily translated theme song from gundam wing, this has turned out to be one of the most widely known parodies on the web, all your base, is gamer speak, (or gamer sp33k if you will) for "I have beaten you" and is an abreviation for "all your base are belong to us" is sung to a dronish voice that sounds like what may be an early version of an android.

captain: what happen?
operator: main screen turn on.
cats: how are you gentlemen? Captain: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You!!
Cats: How are you gentlemen!!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
captain: what you say?!
cats: you have no cahnce to survive, make your time... ha ha ha...!!!

by jimmy smith April 9, 2005

bridgewater primary

the shittiest school in the southern hemisphere, I was learnig shit there (keyword, shit) that I learnt in year 2 at my previous school. marbury and the principal and the rest of the teachers there (except Jodi and Sue, they were good teachers, I actually learnt stuff thru them) and have a pike shoved up their arses and drowned, then revived, then have the same thing happen to them all over again

ME: lets go kill some bridgewater teachers
OTHER ME: yes, that'll be good for a laugh.

by Jimmy Smith March 6, 2005

keith moon

2 words, "A legend!", no, really, once drummer for the who, but died in new york 3 1/2 months after a reenactment gig they did for "the kids are alright" in 1979. this man was also crazy, I mean crazy, this is the sort of guy who threw cherry bombs down upon police officers from his hotel room window, and once, in Saskatoon, Canada, got so bored he resorted to chopping ALL his hotel furniture into kindling.

Keith Moon! I salute you!

by jimmy smith May 10, 2005