jimmy smith's definitions

sacks

1.brown hessian bags
2.the bags that holds your balls
3.the things bums use to carry their shit around.

1.move those sacks or I'll shove them up you arse!!!
2.don't you dare touch my sack!
3.move your fucking sacks you lazy bum!

by Jimmy Smith March 18, 2005

skateboarding

the shittest sport ever, is far from better than sex! BMX is tons better, and if u dissagree, I'll stab u with a spork!!!!

ME: dude, skateboarding sucks... OTHER GUY: yes, and anyone who skates is a stupid fuck!!!

by Jimmy Smith March 12, 2005

skate

to be a complete dickhead, and ruin all bmxers fun at skateparks with the whole "I'ts called a skatepark for a reason" bullshit

Dickhead: lets go skate!
Me: fuck no, skatings for pansys, and tossers who need to compensate for something (if u know what I mean, and I think you do)

by jimmy smith May 6, 2005

keith moon

2 words, "A legend!", no, really, once drummer for the who, but died in new york 3 1/2 months after a reenactment gig they did for "the kids are alright" in 1979. this man was also crazy, I mean crazy, this is the sort of guy who threw cherry bombs down upon police officers from his hotel room window, and once, in Saskatoon, Canada, got so bored he resorted to chopping ALL his hotel furniture into kindling.

Keith Moon! I salute you!

by jimmy smith May 10, 2005

quigloo

In igloo warmed by the queefs of its occupants.

This quigloo sure is cozy and smells great.

by Jimmy Smith October 21, 2021

life

life is the ability to feel, the ability to know, the ability to move, the ability to speak out.

really, to tell the truith, life IS

by Jimmy Smith June 25, 2005

Kachina

A fisherman style whore who has fun be engaging in intercourse with fisherman and sealife.

The fisherman's Kachina was Caught with The catch of the day

by Jimmy Smith April 1, 2004