jimmy smith's definitions

neegah

wigga aka wegro or a white person who acts black accoring to gdaddy

yo neegah this is gdaddybigpimpin

by jimmy smith April 10, 2005

life

life is the ability to feel, the ability to know, the ability to move, the ability to speak out.

really, to tell the truith, life IS

by Jimmy Smith June 25, 2005

quigloo

In igloo warmed by the queefs of its occupants.

This quigloo sure is cozy and smells great.

by Jimmy Smith October 21, 2021

boxing

boxing is dumb... whats so good about two guys trying to knock the other out?

Boxer 1: look a bear!
Boxer 2: where?
boxer 1: *whack*
Refferee: 1, 2, 3, we have a winner!!!
bell: ding ding

by jimmy smith April 3, 2005

skater

A fag, has no respet for any sport except skating, loves the cock, and loves with a cop!!!

ME: dude, that skater is obviously a poof!
JESSE: yeh, I can't believe i used to skate!!!

by Jimmy smith March 12, 2005

richard nixon

my hero!!! I love him, isn't he cute?:-)

richards hot.... don't u think so ?!?!?!?!?

by jimmy smith March 12, 2005

All Your Base

one of the funniest parodies I've ever heard. inspired by the really crappily translated theme song from gundam wing, this has turned out to be one of the most widely known parodies on the web, all your base, is gamer speak, (or gamer sp33k if you will) for "I have beaten you" and is an abreviation for "all your base are belong to us" is sung to a dronish voice that sounds like what may be an early version of an android.

captain: what happen?
operator: main screen turn on.
cats: how are you gentlemen? Captain: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You!!
Cats: How are you gentlemen!!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
captain: what you say?!
cats: you have no cahnce to survive, make your time... ha ha ha...!!!

by jimmy smith April 9, 2005