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neegah

this man (or dickhead as it would seem)is a discrace to the name jimmy smith, I am the real Jimmy smith!!! bow before my might!!!
the jimmy smith who came up with neegah is a complete wanker and an imposter, I am the real jimmy smith!!!
by jimmy smith April 28, 2005
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skater

A fag, has no respet for any sport except skating, loves the cock, and loves with a cop!!!
ME: dude, that skater is obviously a poof!
JESSE: yeh, I can't believe i used to skate!!!
by Jimmy smith March 12, 2005
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richard nixon

my hero!!! I love him, isn't he cute?:-)
richards hot.... don't u think so ?!?!?!?!?
by jimmy smith March 12, 2005
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bridgewater primary

the shittiest school in the southern hemisphere, I was learnig shit there (keyword, shit) that I learnt in year 2 at my previous school. marbury and the principal and the rest of the teachers there (except Jodi and Sue, they were good teachers, I actually learnt stuff thru them) and have a pike shoved up their arses and drowned, then revived, then have the same thing happen to them all over again
ME: lets go kill some bridgewater teachers
OTHER ME: yes, that'll be good for a laugh.
by Jimmy Smith March 6, 2005
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act of God

something that tosser insurance companys use, so you can't sue some corporation because there was an accident with a man made object, that was caused by a natural event, so say, a mudslide pushes your poorly constructed house over, along with another 200 peoples, nobady can sue the builders because they didn't cause the mudslide. widely documented in the fictional movie with billy connoly, "the man who sued god" about a man whose bat is destroyed when lightning strikes it, and sets off to sue the insurance company, then, after discovering about the act of god rule, goes and sues god...
my car was hit by a weakly cemented signpost during gale force winds, and I can't sue the fucking council because it's an act of god dammit!
by jimmy smith April 11, 2005
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neegah

wigga aka wegro or a white person who acts black accoring to gdaddy
yo neegah this is gdaddybigpimpin
by jimmy smith April 10, 2005
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marbarian

thay say hes realy *fag* good
marbarian sings that song by those guys, that goes: "i'm a dick, I'm a dick, I'm addicted to poo"
by jimmy smith April 25, 2005
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