jimmy smith's definitions

boxing

boxing is dumb... whats so good about two guys trying to knock the other out?

Boxer 1: look a bear!
Boxer 2: where?
boxer 1: *whack*
Refferee: 1, 2, 3, we have a winner!!!
bell: ding ding

by jimmy smith April 3, 2005

life

life is the ability to feel, the ability to know, the ability to move, the ability to speak out.

really, to tell the truith, life IS

by Jimmy Smith June 25, 2005

quigloo

In igloo warmed by the queefs of its occupants.

This quigloo sure is cozy and smells great.

by Jimmy Smith October 21, 2021

Kachina

A fisherman style whore who has fun be engaging in intercourse with fisherman and sealife.

The fisherman's Kachina was Caught with The catch of the day

by Jimmy Smith April 1, 2004

marbarian

thay say hes realy *fag* good

marbarian sings that song by those guys, that goes: "i'm a dick, I'm a dick, I'm addicted to poo"

by jimmy smith April 25, 2005

sacks

1.brown hessian bags
2.the bags that holds your balls
3.the things bums use to carry their shit around.

1.move those sacks or I'll shove them up you arse!!!
2.don't you dare touch my sack!
3.move your fucking sacks you lazy bum!

by Jimmy Smith March 18, 2005

skateboarding

the shittest sport ever, is far from better than sex! BMX is tons better, and if u dissagree, I'll stab u with a spork!!!!

ME: dude, skateboarding sucks... OTHER GUY: yes, and anyone who skates is a stupid fuck!!!

by Jimmy Smith March 12, 2005