Definitions by jimmy

retarded 

In this day and age, "retarded" is just another word for cool, dope, tight, chill, or whatever you say when you like something.

Beach Dude#1: Dude #2, the waves look pretty retarded out there, you wanna go catch them?
Beach Dude#2: SWEET!

Homeboy#1: Yo dawg... The clubs gonna be off da hook ta-nite. You down?
Homeboy#2: Hellz yeah homeboy#1, is gonna be retarded, foo.

RichBitch#1: Like, OMG... my dad just like totally got me the new 2005 BMW645ci. It's like, totally retarded! I love it!
RichBitch#2: That's hot... Didn't he like, get you the like, 2004 one last year?

Redneck: Ya'll imma go catchya some salmon for good eatin' tonight.
6 rednick kids: pop that's retarded!

ChineseGirl#1: Ching yong boing noi lang dong fang!
ChineseGirl#2: Pong bing dong retarded!

retarded by Jimmy March 3, 2005

myspace 

Myspace is a pathetic excuse for a hang out place. People go on, try to make as many "friends" as possible, and yeah, as said, ultimately tries to get as many as they can. 90% of the people they have listed they did not already know in real life, and they will end up meeting probably 1 or 2 of them.

Freak#1: "I have 789 friends on Myspace."
Freak#2: Have you met anyone of them?
Freak#1: Meet them? I never even talk to them.

myspace by Jimmy March 3, 2005

wildsexyguy21 

Sloppy bottom from Windsor.

He's got sloppy bottom syndrome.

wildsexyguy21 by Jimmy March 2, 2005

limey 

Semi-derogatory word directed towards people of british origin. Used the same way yankee or yank is used to insult americans. Does not always imply a specific political view, as most americans find the british annoying anyway.

limey: LOL amerikans r t3h stoopid!!!1

yankee: fuck off you self-righteous limey

limey by Jimmy February 28, 2005

motard 

a retard with an EXTREMELY LARGE MOLE
mo(le) re(tard)
see pawel for reference

holy mother of shit, hes a motard!

motard by jimmy February 23, 2005

bucket of monkey 

this is a great big bucket of monkey. simple as that.

holy crap, look at that bucket of monkey

bucket of monkey by jimmy February 23, 2005

libertarian 

Anyone who doesn't believe that the government should be used for control and oppression, but firmly believes in the right of walmart-style corporations and the wealthy to do so.

Libertarians scare me.

libertarian by Jimmy February 22, 2005