chesticle

a dudes tits

look! george has big hairy chesticles!

by jimmy May 19, 2004

bagelry

the act of acting like a stupid bagel

you have been sentenced for five counts of bagelry

by jimmy September 09, 2003

kez

some1 that is a total and complete cock scoff! otherwise know as slacky, he spends most of his spare time having competitions with his mother 2 c who can put more in their ass.

hey slacky, u're ass has fallen out! why is all that cum dripping out of your bum hole!? errrr dont lick it!

by jimmy January 19, 2005

libertarian

Anyone who doesn't believe that the government should be used for control and oppression, but firmly believes in the right of walmart-style corporations and the wealthy to do so.

Libertarians scare me.

by Jimmy February 22, 2005

cock smack

To smack a person, usually in the face, with one's cock. Often used as a disciplinary maneuver.

If you keep playin' like that, I will cock smack you good.

by Jimmy January 24, 2003

sped

Short for "Special Ed."
Person who acts like an idiot, or fails to recognize your superiority.

Dave, you are such a sped.

by Jimmy March 12, 2005

HURK

when you are playing foot ball and you are about to throw the ball, instead of saying "HIKE" be funny and say "HURK".

i yelled "HURK" while playing foot ball today

by JIMMY November 05, 2004