jim bob's definitions

Bingo Chip

It's an asshole, you asshole.

Hey, jim-bob, look up my bingo chip 'ere an see if you can find my brother Steve.

by Jim Bob March 25, 2004

chud monkey

Some one who picks peanuts out of poo

Dan you fucking chud monkey, leave that piece of poo alone!!

by Jim Bob March 22, 2004

JPG

JPG a street gang with lots of rep and respect, they tough, the ball, they real OGs. They rival the wimpy RRAW pansies gang. RRAW is weak and stupid are a bunch of wankstas.

JPG fucked up RRAW yesterday

by jim bob January 30, 2005

you good thing

Australian term related to "you beauty" or "you little ripper." Used when cheering on a horse of greyhound in a race, particularly if one has a wager on the race. Popularised during the Sydney Olympics on the Channel Seven TV show "The Dream" by Roy and HG

"Go you good thing!"

by Jim Bob May 13, 2005

Jagoff

mostly midwest synonym fo jerk-off

People who cut off people in traffic are jagoffs.

by Jim Bob September 12, 2003

Chimmer

A totally inept person. Similar to a div or a retard.

A abbreviation of the terms 'Chin-Pie Gangster' and 'Chimp'

When are you going to get your homework done you frigging Chimmer?

by Jim Bob March 10, 2005

dialer

A computer program that causes your modem to dial a number to a computer server. This is meant to allow the caller to access/download files from the server.

Almost all dialers are for pornography. They may claim to be free, but always go to long-distance telephone numbers. These numbers are usually equivalent to 1-900 numbers in the U.S. (the numbers vary from county to country). The caller can end up paying a ridiculous amount of money in phone bills.

After using a dialer to download movies of Traci Lords, Jim Bob was shocked to find out his phone bill was $8,000.

by Jim Bob June 29, 2004