jim's definitions

llama-lover

one who has sexual relations with 1 or more llamas on a regular basis

"im a llama-lover and im proud"

by jim May 7, 2005

Chizz

The cheese flavored, jizz-like substance used to cheese-up macaroni and cheese. It is highly concentrated and if you eat it streight it tastes like salty crap.

we put that packet of chizz under that car's tire, heh, it splattered everywhere.

by jim December 28, 2005

Kraid

The extreemly large green reptilian creature seen in the metroid games. He is usualy about 2 vertical screens tall and shoots large spikes from his stomach and thorns from his back/hands, depending on wich game. In the orrigional Metroid for the NES, he was only about 8 feet tall, as opposed to the stories-tall bohemoth of later games. He was to appear in Metroid Prime, but dude to time constrictions they cut him out.

Kraid is a generaly fun boss to battle in the metroid games.
He appeared in Metroid, Super Metroid, and Metroid Zero Mission.

by Jim October 9, 2005

soft type nigga

An African American whom does not represent

Shit foo, you won't back me up? You a soft type nigga.

by Jim December 10, 2004

karl malone

to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game

Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.

by Jim July 16, 2004

feltcher

A person or persons who inserts animals into their anus or vagina

John and Sarah had an interesting relationship, they played many twisted sexual games. Their favorite sexual game was to insert gold fish into each others ass holes

by Jim July 22, 2004

Medal Of Honor

America's highest decoration for valor in combat, awarded by the President. Less than 150 Medal Of Honor recipients are alive today.

Roger Donlon was the first guy to recieve the Medal Of Honor in Vietnam.

by Jim February 27, 2004