iLife

iLife is where a being adopts and entirely positive attitude towards all of apples iProducts. iTunes is used instead of winamp, iPod's are used instead of lesser priced, more functional devices, and iMacs are used instead of PC's. The being in question has clearly succumbed to attractive but misleading marketing, and must be show the error of their ways.
"Oh man, I've got a new G5 coming next week, and I've got my iPod and iTunes totally synced; I feel like a real computer user!"
"No, you're not, you're fucking loaded, and don't want to think to hard about technology
by Jim January 22, 2005
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gwak

yeah I got myself messy in her gwak
by Jim August 12, 2003
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chumpy

something that wont be shared, just for onesself
by jim August 30, 2003
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skybox

very expensive pussy. going to cost you a shit load of money to hit it.
that bitch over there has a real skybox. cost me a grand to fuck that!
by jim July 16, 2004
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poonsnap

1. Damn bro, I gotta get me some of that poonsnap!
by Jim December 10, 2004
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Spandex Warrior

An ignorant cyclist who weaves in and out of traffic. Usually wearing spandex and "sport" attire, they disreguard the traffic flow, can't even go 10 mph yet disrupt a whole line of cars and act like they own the road.
Thanks to a couple of Spandex Warriors I was late for work. I hate them.
by Jim September 20, 2005
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Vredesbyrd

by jim February 17, 2004
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