jim's definitions

cop

to purchase

"come to the hood and you can cop that"

by jim June 24, 2003

metroid

1: an AWESOME game serial by nintendo featuring the bounty hunter Samus Aran, the first female videogame hero.

2: A creature in the afore mentioned game. THese creatures express predetory and parasitic tendancies in that they latch on to their victims with their large mandibles and syphon the life-force out of them, leaving the victim dead and the metroid larger. They are green with a gelatinous but tough exterior shell containing 4 nucliei. They where created by the Chozo to keep the X-parasites on planet SR388 in check. In metroid they can only be killed by freezing them then shooting 5 missiles at them.

1: Metroid is a freaking awesome game!!!

2: RUN! METROIDS!!!!

by Jim October 4, 2005

bowie knife mistake

A slang expression used to describe a red gash, or womans fanny.

" mate she had a seriously loose bowie knife mistake....."

by jim February 17, 2004

chumpy

something that wont be shared, just for onesself

ima go to the store fo a chumpy

by jim August 29, 2003

Assassin

the art of shoving someone's butt cheek up their ass.

Joe was behiving badly until I assassined him.

by jim October 24, 2003

hornsby's

The greatest drink on earth, an apple flavored hard cider.

Oi mate, hand me a Hornsby's

by jim March 11, 2004

double nickel

Traveling at 55 M.P.H.

I was rollin double nickel on I-94 thru Milwaukee

by Jim May 13, 2008