20 definitions by jiggysaw17
by jiggysaw17 July 26, 2019
Conspiracy nuts who think the coronavirus pandemic was built in a lab, used to try to take over the world, and think Bill Gates is trying to inject microchips into people's bodies by using vaccines. These are the same idiots who think Stanely Kubrick filmed the moon landings, think the earth is flat, and think drinking bleach will cure coronavirus.
"Do these Rona Truthers not know that Bill Gates, who has been the richest man for many years, has been giving away his money to charity since the year 2000 trying to fight poverty and disease?"
by jiggysaw17 May 1, 2020
A conspiracy theory that says the 6 moon landings were filmed in a Hollywood set or TV studio.
So hiring and paying 400,000+ "actors" to play scientists, engineers, technicians, doctors, factory workers, ground control staff, air space operators, astronomers, administration staff, security officers, astronauts, janitors, etc...to fake a moon landing movie in a span of 11 years and keep it a big juicy secret for almost 50 years sound reasonable?
Spending $109 BILLION dollars (adjusted to inflation) to make rockets and space crafts and then document the whole Apollo Program from 1961-1972 with thousands upon thousands of photographic evidence and footage only to fake the moon landing on a Hollywood movie set sound reasonable?
Spending $504 million dollars to launch a satellite in 2009 called the LRO that orbits the moon and has photographic evidence of all 6 moon landings, only to fake it with Photoshop sound reasonable?
Are you saying that since 1961 NOT one single whistleblower pulled an Edward Snowden, leave the country, and tell the world NASA is a fraud?
Are you implying that the Soviets were too stupid to figure out the Apollo Program was fake?
The most important question to ask any conspiracy theorist is "What kind of evidence do you need to make you think otherwise?" If you provide the evidence and they are still not convinced, you are wasting your time.
So hiring and paying 400,000+ "actors" to play scientists, engineers, technicians, doctors, factory workers, ground control staff, air space operators, astronomers, administration staff, security officers, astronauts, janitors, etc...to fake a moon landing movie in a span of 11 years and keep it a big juicy secret for almost 50 years sound reasonable?
Spending $109 BILLION dollars (adjusted to inflation) to make rockets and space crafts and then document the whole Apollo Program from 1961-1972 with thousands upon thousands of photographic evidence and footage only to fake the moon landing on a Hollywood movie set sound reasonable?
Spending $504 million dollars to launch a satellite in 2009 called the LRO that orbits the moon and has photographic evidence of all 6 moon landings, only to fake it with Photoshop sound reasonable?
Are you saying that since 1961 NOT one single whistleblower pulled an Edward Snowden, leave the country, and tell the world NASA is a fraud?
Are you implying that the Soviets were too stupid to figure out the Apollo Program was fake?
The most important question to ask any conspiracy theorist is "What kind of evidence do you need to make you think otherwise?" If you provide the evidence and they are still not convinced, you are wasting your time.
Conspiracy Nut: "I believe in the moon hoax and people never landed on the moon."
Average IQ person: "What kind of evidence do you need?"
Conspiracy Nut: "Pictures"
Average IQ person: "Google them!"
Conspiracy Nut: "Not enough"
Average IQ Person: "Don't ever talk to me again."
Average IQ person: "What kind of evidence do you need?"
Conspiracy Nut: "Pictures"
Average IQ person: "Google them!"
Conspiracy Nut: "Not enough"
Average IQ Person: "Don't ever talk to me again."
by jiggysaw17 April 2, 2017
by jiggysaw17 December 25, 2020
To complete a game with any percentage of completion. Most commonly used for video game speed runners.
"You can beat Super Mario 64 by any% with 0 stars."
"What? I can only beat the game with 70 stars and I heard there's 120 stars all together!"
"What? I can only beat the game with 70 stars and I heard there's 120 stars all together!"
by jiggysaw17 November 21, 2018
Don: "Hey man, I kicked your shoes because it was in my way."
Ron: "Really bro, that's how you feel?"
Don: "It was an accident dude..."
Ron: "Really bro, that's how you feel?"
Don: "It was an accident dude..."
by jiggysaw17 July 24, 2019
Almost like a rage quitter except they quit a game after only winning their first match. They usually quit because they know they are going to lose in a rematch, especially if they won by luck or some other circumstances such as bad internet connection. A win quitter is NOT someone who beats you fair and square and then gives you a rematch.
"We were playing a close game and he beat me with a cheap trick. I asked for a rematch but he refused. He's a win quitter."
by jiggysaw17 July 26, 2019