jiggysaw17's definitions

Lucky Stick

The one cigarette that is flipped upside down inside of a pack of cigarettes. Smokers usually smoke this cigarette last, for good luck.

"Yo man, can I bum a cig from you?"
"Hold up, let me flip a lucky stick first."

by jiggysaw17 October 5, 2018

Riganomics

Another word for Reaganomics but we all know it's RIGGED, also known as trickled-down economics and voodoo economics. Bueller? This was the economic policies of President Ronald Reagan in the 1980's which basically means give more money to rich people and corporations and then everyone will prosper. Bullshit! The minimum wage in 1981 was $3.35 per hour, adjusted to inflation would mean $10 per hour in 2020. Sounds good right? WRONG! Since Reagan's two term presidency, the minimum wage only went up 45 cents, while the cost of living went up....because by 1990, the minimum wage was ONLY $3.80 per hour, adjusted to inflation would ONLY be $7.75 per hour.......which means the minimum wage hasn't changed in the past 30 years! Right now, the national minimum wage in 2020 is only $7.25! This is why 78% of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck in America while rich ASSHOLES in Wall Street and the top 1% are getting richer and richer.....This is why America is the ONLY 1st world developed country with NO free universal healthcare....because corrupt politicians use our tax money to benefit only rich people!

"Have you heard of Reaganomics?"
"No, but I've heard of Riganomics, which is why the rich get richer and the poor get poorer."

by jiggysaw17 November 8, 2020

No Shit University

A prestigious educational institution for common sense. Also called The University of No Shit.

"I just graduated from No Shit University after ignoring Flat Earth conspiracy theories."

by jiggysaw17 December 24, 2020

modified modifaka

When an African calls you a motherfucker.

"Do you know da wae, you modified modifaka?"

by jiggysaw17 July 11, 2022

Really bro, that's how you feel?

When someone does something fucked up and intentional. Can also be taken as a joke sometimes.

Don: "Hey man, I kicked your shoes because it was in my way."
Ron: "Really bro, that's how you feel?"
Don: "It was an accident dude..."

by jiggysaw17 July 23, 2019

Three fingered

When you insert 3 fingers

I asked her if she wanted to get three fingered but she said no.

by jiggysaw17 July 25, 2019

19 forgotten

Very old, like sometime in the 1900's, not sure when but it was a long time ago...

"Dude, that car is so old, I think it was made in 19 forgotten."

by jiggysaw17 April 2, 2019