Riganomics

Another word for Reaganomics but we all know it's RIGGED, also known as trickled-down economics and voodoo economics. Bueller? This was the economic policies of President Ronald Reagan in the 1980's which basically means give more money to rich people and corporations and then everyone will prosper. Bullshit! The minimum wage in 1981 was $3.35 per hour, adjusted to inflation would mean $10 per hour in 2020. Sounds good right? WRONG! Since Reagan's two term presidency, the minimum wage only went up 45 cents, while the cost of living went up....because by 1990, the minimum wage was ONLY $3.80 per hour, adjusted to inflation would ONLY be $7.75 per hour.......which means the minimum wage hasn't changed in the past 30 years! Right now, the national minimum wage in 2020 is only $7.25! This is why 78% of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck in America while rich ASSHOLES in Wall Street and the top 1% are getting richer and richer.....This is why America is the ONLY 1st world developed country with NO free universal healthcare....because corrupt politicians use our tax money to benefit only rich people!
"Have you heard of Reaganomics?"
"No, but I've heard of Riganomics, which is why the rich get richer and the poor get poorer."
by jiggysaw17 November 08, 2020
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Donkeyshit

It can mean fuck or bullshit
"I don't give a donkeyshit about your opinions, buddy."

"Oh hell no, this is donkeyshit!"
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I like fish

It's when you like fish
"Excuse me, can I tell you something very important."
"Uh, sure."
"I like fish"
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Any%

To complete a game with any percentage of completion. Most commonly used for video game speed runners.
"You can beat Super Mario 64 by any% with 0 stars."
"What? I can only beat the game with 70 stars and I heard there's 120 stars all together!"
by jiggysaw17 November 21, 2018
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moon hoax

A conspiracy theory that says the 6 moon landings were filmed in a Hollywood set or TV studio.

So hiring and paying 400,000+ "actors" to play scientists, engineers, technicians, doctors, factory workers, ground control staff, air space operators, astronomers, administration staff, security officers, astronauts, janitors, etc...to fake a moon landing movie in a span of 11 years and keep it a big juicy secret for almost 50 years sound reasonable?

Spending $109 BILLION dollars (adjusted to inflation) to make rockets and space crafts and then document the whole Apollo Program from 1961-1972 with thousands upon thousands of photographic evidence and footage only to fake the moon landing on a Hollywood movie set sound reasonable?

Spending $504 million dollars to launch a satellite in 2009 called the LRO that orbits the moon and has photographic evidence of all 6 moon landings, only to fake it with Photoshop sound reasonable?

Are you saying that since 1961 NOT one single whistleblower pulled an Edward Snowden, leave the country, and tell the world NASA is a fraud?

Are you implying that the Soviets were too stupid to figure out the Apollo Program was fake?

The most important question to ask any conspiracy theorist is "What kind of evidence do you need to make you think otherwise?" If you provide the evidence and they are still not convinced, you are wasting your time.
Conspiracy Nut: "I believe in the moon hoax and people never landed on the moon."
Average IQ person: "What kind of evidence do you need?"
Conspiracy Nut: "Pictures"
Average IQ person: "Google them!"
Conspiracy Nut: "Not enough"
Average IQ Person: "Don't ever talk to me again."
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modified modifaka

When an African calls you a motherfucker.
"Do you know da wae, you modified modifaka?"
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No Shit University

A prestigious educational institution for common sense. Also called The University of No Shit.
"I just graduated from No Shit University after ignoring Flat Earth conspiracy theories."
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