Skiers and snowboarders who are carving turns down a ski hill are known to be "lay'n trench", because of the deep ruts left in the snow.
Dude asks, "Hey man, are ya making pow turns today?"
Bro replies, "No Dude, the snow ain't deep enough out there. I'm gonna go hit the groomers. Today's the day to be out there lay'n trench!"
Bro replies, "No Dude, the snow ain't deep enough out there. I'm gonna go hit the groomers. Today's the day to be out there lay'n trench!"
by Jib Slice January 12, 2011
Phrase/term: the act of becoming a "Friend" or "Fan" of a person or entity on Facebook. A invitation/phrase used by Jib Slice to invite new Friends to his Facebook page.
by Jib Slice May 11, 2010
Verb, combining the action of "jib" or "jibbing" on a "jibstick", skis, snowboard, skateboard or bicycle and "slice" meaning to carve, turn, or rip it up. Also, straight-lining switch at a ski resort or in a terrain park.
Noun. The name associated with the infamous "Jib Slice" found on both Facebook and Twitter. Known for verbally abusing snow riders from around the globe. This kinda abuse is known as being "jib sliced".
Noun. The name associated with the infamous "Jib Slice" found on both Facebook and Twitter. Known for verbally abusing snow riders from around the globe. This kinda abuse is known as being "jib sliced".
Dude, I busted a jib slice today that would've made ya cry.
Crap, I just got "jib sliced" by Jib Slice on my Facebook page.
Crap, I just got "jib sliced" by Jib Slice on my Facebook page.
by Jib Slice May 10, 2010
Jibber-swill is a cheap beer or ripple, most often served in a can or box. Jibber-swill is the favorite beverage of park & pipe rats.
Cougars always look younger after knocking back some jibber-swill.
NEVER go cougar hunting without a healthy dose of jibber-swill!
NEVER go cougar hunting without a healthy dose of jibber-swill!
by Jib Slice May 28, 2010
Flat Boat is nick name given to Steamboat Ski Resort in Colorado, by dick-head skiers and snowboarders who ain't as good as they think they are.
by Jib Slice May 18, 2010
When riding deep powder, (snow) and it comes up and hits ya in the face, yer getting face-shots. A powder riders epic, dream day. Like heroin, face-shots are better than sex...
by Jib Slice January 12, 2011
Park & Pipe Rats are persons who spend their days skiing and riding the Park and Pipe features at a ski resort and waste precious lift line space for real skiers and snow riders.
Park & Pipe Rats speak the language of dude-speak and are known for their dude-tude attitude towards the general skiing and snowboarding public.
Easily spotted by their tall tee's, pants hanging half-way off their asses and Bruno style hair cuts, male Park & Pipe Rats are dangerous to both young women and cougars alike.
Park & Pipe Rats speak the language of dude-speak and are known for their dude-tude attitude towards the general skiing and snowboarding public.
Easily spotted by their tall tee's, pants hanging half-way off their asses and Bruno style hair cuts, male Park & Pipe Rats are dangerous to both young women and cougars alike.
Jib Slice and the rest of his Park & Pipe Rats buddies have poached more cougars at this ski hill than the ski instructors.
Those Park & Pipe Rats look like they shop at the Big and Tall store. All upper body and really short legs. That's what makes them so good at cougar hunting, I guess?!?
Those Park & Pipe Rats look like they shop at the Big and Tall store. All upper body and really short legs. That's what makes them so good at cougar hunting, I guess?!?
by Jib Slice May 13, 2010