jib slice's definitions

Condo-rado

Condo-rado is named used by skiers and snowboarders for Colorado because of the over development in the mountains, especially at ski resorts.

I'm heading back to Condo-rado for a few days to ski at A-Basin, Colorado.

by Jib Slice May 12, 2010

Flat Boat

Flat Boat is nick name given to Steamboat Ski Resort in Colorado, by dick-head skiers and snowboarders who ain't as good as they think they are.

If Columbus snowboarded at Flat Boat, he decide that the World} really is flat.

by Jib Slice May 18, 2010

Sit on my Facebook

Phrase/term: the act of becoming a "Friend" or "Fan" of a person or entity on Facebook. A invitation/phrase used by Jib Slice to invite new Friends to his Facebook page.

Dude, become my "Friend" and I'll let ya sit on my Facebook.

by Jib Slice May 10, 2010

pipe rat

A Pipe Rat refers to a person who spends an stupid amount of time in the half pipe snowboarding or skiing.

Snowboard Pipe Rats are easily spotted by their tall tee's, pants hanging half-way off their asses, dude-speak, and the inability to ski or ride on the big mountain. Exposure to Pipe Rats can lead to decreased ambition, severe dude-tude and a general lack of skills on the rest of a ski hill.

I don't know what's funnier, the way that Pipe Rat is dressed, or the fact that he has a haircut that makes him look like Bruno?

by Jib Slice May 13, 2010

Jib Slice

Verb, combining the action of "jib" or "jibbing" on a "jibstick", skis, snowboard, skateboard or bicycle and "slice" meaning to carve, turn, or rip it up. Also, straight-lining switch at a ski resort or in a terrain park.

Noun. The name associated with the infamous "Jib Slice" found on both Facebook and Twitter. Known for verbally abusing snow riders from around the globe. This kinda abuse is known as being "jib sliced".

Dude, I busted a jib slice today that would've made ya cry.

Crap, I just got "jib sliced" by Jib Slice on my Facebook page.

by Jib Slice May 10, 2010

twitter stuffer

A person who stuffs yer Twitter account with automated Tweets, links and other crap that has nothing to do with anything you care about!

I stopped Following that damn Twitter stuffer, cuz I ain't got time to read that crap.

by Jib Slice May 17, 2010

J-Hole

Noun: The name used by some skiers and snowboarders when referring to Jackson Hole, Wyoming and the Jackson Hole Mountain Resort in particular.

This is NOT a negetive term, but rather a short way of saying Jackson Hole.

I'm heading to J-Hole for a week of skiing and snowboarding.

My J-Hole has a East Infection.

by Jib Slice May 11, 2010