jiM's definitions

truffs

One who is sexually attractive in an extreme way.Often used to describe someone during truffspotting.

Any given attractive person.

by jim December 21, 2003

OIS

Most likely the worst school on earth! If the hallways were any smaller bacteria wouldn't even be able to get through!

It costs so much to go to this school but no one has any idea where the money goes because the school is shit!

by Jim January 17, 2004

retarditude

One who is not actually retarded, but has the attitude of a retard because they don't have a functioning reproductive organ and their FUPA is gigando.

Suck my wanger, retarditudes.

by Jim November 10, 2003

Colin Farrell

Great Actor plays in S.W.A.T best movie Ever.

jessica and jill think colin is so hot.

by JiM March 11, 2005

stoma rammer

the act of putting ones cock into a persons stoma (but removing the collostomy bag before-hand, of course!

jim bob! i've got O-J on my weiner

by jim August 1, 2003

charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

by Jim July 19, 2004

Death of Rats

The death of rats is about six inches high, and as you have probably guessed is a rat skeleton. He wears a black robe and carries a small scythe just like Death. The death of rats has the same job as Death (keeping the dead in order and ensuring they go onto their next life). The difference here is that the death of rats specialises in rats and other small rodents i.e. mice, hamsters and gerbils. The death of rats can often be seen with a large black raven.

"Uh oh the DOR cometh"

by Jim January 7, 2005