jiM's definitions

kooked

To be kooked is to be stoned, through smoking or consumption of marijuana. The word kook has a completely different meaning by itself, but variations suck as kooky are often used to describe various situations involving THC

"Man, I'm so kooked!"
"That is some kooky shit"
"Tonight we will be having a kookfest"
"Let's get kooked and eat pie"

by Jim December 12, 2004

j-hood

the youngest rapper in d-block
not as successful as his counterparts, but is the illest lyricist from d-block

"im a skinny nigga but when i hustle i hold weight
pay a chauffeur to drive while i doggy style your prom date"

by jim August 10, 2004

spoiling for a fight

Means that one is looking for a fight, looking to cause trouble

The team members were mad; they had lost the gams and, now, they were spoiling for a fight.

by Jim February 5, 2005

middle reliever

Dude who is good enough to get in the game with a girl but not good enough to close the deal. Just like a middle reliever in baseball, he's good enough to play but gets no chicks, is paid poorly by the team, and people think he's the clubhouse boy cleaning up all of the dirty jocks.

Zeb worked Bre over real good and got her all wound up. But when push came to shove he wasn't good enough to close the deal and was relegated to middle reliever.

by Jim May 28, 2006

hoobadieboo

not being a fat ass hoe

fat ass hoes

by Jim August 3, 2003

pitsnoggle

Intoxicated, drunk, inebriated; stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol); "a noisy crowd of pitsnoggled sailors"; "helplessly pitsnoggled"

All the WVU fans were pitsnoggled.

by Jim March 25, 2005

Wheels

Someone with a wheeled backpack.

1. Bunch of Kids: HEY WHEELS!!!!!!!!
2. Hey Wheels whats new?

by Jim April 17, 2005