jevoner's definitions

long horn

the new operating system from microsoft that is in development, it is supposed to be the holy grail of operating systems, its 64 bit coded and mixed with a powerfull video card. this OS can do some damage.

in stores 2005

by JeVoNeR December 8, 2003

sako

a finnish company that makes some of the best rifles in the world. sako makes the best sniper rifles in the world.

one shot one kill

by JeVoNeR December 8, 2003

tbag

When i put my balls on my girlfriends chin when i wake up and shes still asleep

yo i tbagged jessica when she was sleepin!!! lol

by JeVoNeR September 6, 2003

dildo

an item that should have never been invented. some girls like that fake penis more than the real one

me penis is 11 inches long, so why dont u call me instead of using that expensive gaget (no guys)

by JeVoNeR September 6, 2003

Snowball

dont bust a nut in her mouth so u dont get a taste of your own medicine

1. when a girl swallows your cum after a blow job, but pretends to swallow and then when you go to kiss her, she spits ur nut back in your mouth

ewww

by JeVoNeR September 6, 2003

blind guardian

one of the sickest bands i have listened to along with Inflames, Children of Bodom, Dimmu Borgir, and Cradle of Filth

i have all knowledge of Rock, ask me the band i know it

by JeVoNeR September 12, 2003

soilwork

A very good metal band comparable to inflames

soilwork kicks ass!!!!!!

by JeVoNeR September 12, 2003