jesus's definitions

mummy daddy button

Commonly known as the belly button, mentioned in the austin power movie

'oooooooooohhh, right in the mummy daddy button'

by Jesus June 18, 2005

hubs

hub caps. usually used in conjunction with other words describing one's automobile

"I got hubs and dubs that look just like rims"

by Jesus November 26, 2003

TCHBP

That Clown Has Bell's Palsy!

TCHBP. (The definition is sufficient for the example)

by Jesus September 17, 2003

gods salad dressing

spunk,spaff,jism,baby gravy,mucky spud water,gentlemans relish

need i say more

by jesus June 25, 2003

Pat Robertson

One of many of Satan's minions posing as a Christian to spread a belief of hatred and intolerance toward others.

Pat Robertson and his ilk are plotting a mass genocide of all people who do not share their views.

by Jesus November 26, 2003

steamroller

1: A pipe with the carb on the end opposite the mouthpiece, usualy long and straight, or like a curly straw.
2: To place the cherry of a blunt in your mouth, and blow as hard as you can into your friends mouth while they are sucking in.

1: Pass me that steamroller
2: You wanna try a steamroller? It will fuck your ass up

by Jesus July 9, 2004

mangralate

to crush between to peices of sharp scrap metal spinning at high speed, preferably above 3000rpm.

Man those huge chunks of sharp stuff just mangralated me. Now i need reconstructive surgery on my face.

by jesus January 21, 2004