jesus's definitions

sharples

a family who'f female members are very attractive, and whos male members do not like it when you bring this up

Daniel's mom is such a MILF
Daniel's sister is fucking hot

by Jesus July 4, 2004

In-N-Out

The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose.

Those are good burgers, Walter.

by Jesus August 5, 2003

durf

The area between the scrotum see "nutsack" and the asshole that prevents one from shitting on his nuts.

That bitch clapped me out and now my durf is on fire

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Tim-may!

It could mean absolutly anything

Mr. Garison-"God damnit Timmy, your grades are horrible and you never do your work!"
Timmy-"TIM-MAY!"

by Jesus November 8, 2004

torpid

Slow.

Get your ass down here, you torpid bag of shit!

by Jesus January 17, 2003

WITFITS

Common acronym for “What In The Fuck Is This Shit”

Buddy1 sends naked pics of 80 year old man!

Buddy 2 response - WITFITS

by Jesus February 9, 2005

basking ridge

A really cool town in New Jersey. As seen in previous definitions, a common theme in this town is just to make fun of it and hate on it. These people are idiots and have nothing better to do. It is a cool town with cool people for the most part and is within driving distance of lots of good things to do.

"Oh this town is SSSOOO lame, there's NNOOOTTTHHHING to do!!! wah wah!"

by Jesus February 12, 2005