Definitions by jesus

Tard 

Someone who is being stupid for the first time.

If Billy acts like a tard again, he's a retard.

Tard by Jesus March 27, 2003

Despingate 

To rip the cock off anything, therefore rendering it completly and utterly useless.(Everything has a cock in one way shape or form)

While smoking a blunt: Oh shit man, I left for a minute and you despingated that blunt already!

Despingate by jesus March 25, 2003

fuckallat 

Fuck all that, said quickly......

im tired of this shit,man fuckallat

fuckallat by jesus March 25, 2003

cock goblin 

when some faggot or a skank ass bitch has been cock punched so omany times that their face resembles a cock and a goblin at the same time....hence the name cock goblin

DAMN, that ugly fuck looks like a cock goblin

cock goblin by jesus March 18, 2003

heymish 

one of the elite few; used to describe the "best in the business"

heymish by Jesus March 10, 2003

Dtest 

A wanna be gangsta who acts like he dont give a shit from north east england. Thinks he has got props all over the world and yet everyone takes the piss behind his back. wank jimmy cap wigga wanksta

Ayo, its me D'test, ive got stretch marks on my chest and im better than the rest.

Dtest by Jesus March 7, 2003

reachard 

A sexy black programmer, with a fro.

Damn that niggas sexy then a mofo, hacking them networks like that.

reachard by Jesus February 25, 2003