waffles

a bastardization of roofles, which is a bastardization of rofl, which means rolling on floor laughing
yar har har, keke. the waffles taste good with those keekleberries.

or

Not knowing what a zerg rush is made me waffles
by jesus December 07, 2003
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fovite

mispelling of the word "favorite". Even if someone is stupid enough to spell it this way, you still have to love him.
Jesus: Hey, what's that?
Mike: Oh, it's my fovite movie ever.
by Jesus January 19, 2005
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your my boy bobby!

Saying usually hered to anoy some one name ,well Bobby, has be hered comming fomr the mouth of Brian, and is usually retaliated with a " ahhh shut up!", or a slick, "one of these days your gonna get it!"
Bobby is a man who can not take a joke
1)Brian says,"Your my Boy Bobby!",
Bobby replys,"Reeeal funny,real funy guys"
2)
Brian Says,Your my boy bobby!", and Bobby replys with"AHHHH shut up(in a real slow tone)!"
This saying in the first place isnot ment to offend him,but he always takes it that way.
by Jesus April 15, 2004
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cooks

that shirt is so cook!
by Jesus November 07, 2003
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the daily show

the most believable news show on T.V
i don't believe anything untill its on the daily show
by jesus June 30, 2004
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Cockeroni

A penis resembling a pepperoni log, usually redish from the presence of a veneral disease.
That porn star has a cockeroni footer.
by Jesus November 24, 2003
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moke

by Jesus January 10, 2004
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