jesus's definitions

skud

A word used by the peasant underclass(aka chavs)to indicate they want a "go" on something. Often used before they then steal the said thing.

ah boi,gis a skud on your phone..i won't knick it!onest!

by Jesus January 30, 2005

shuddersome

the best band in the entire world.

hey, lets go see Shuddersome tomarrow night, they kick so much anus.

by jesus February 22, 2004

Equilibrium

Things which are balanced.

his sex life is in equilibrium with his grans.

by jesus March 28, 2003

waffles

a bastardization of roofles, which is a bastardization of rofl, which means rolling on floor laughing

yar har har, keke. the waffles taste good with those keekleberries.

or

Not knowing what a zerg rush is made me waffles

by jesus December 7, 2003

Mindless Crackers

Fans of Mindless Self Indulgence, not just white people.

Mindless Crackers 4 life, bitches!

by Jesus July 30, 2004

fovite

mispelling of the word "favorite". Even if someone is stupid enough to spell it this way, you still have to love him.

Jesus: Hey, what's that?
Mike: Oh, it's my fovite movie ever.

by Jesus January 19, 2005

SWBSMC

Sorry, Was Busy Shining My Cape

SWBSMC so I didn't see your messages

by Jesus September 17, 2003