Poontang

American mixed-up slang for "Pune Tang".

Traditionally describes the exoticly erotic women from Pune, India renound for their delicious sexual appetite and amazingly talented and tasty vaginas (tang).

pune tang
Lets all go to Pune kids for some tang!

Yay, Tang!!!
by Jesus October 04, 2003
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carpet eater

i am a carpet eater
by Jesus June 06, 2003
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durf

The area between the scrotum see "nutsack" and the asshole that prevents one from shitting on his nuts.
That bitch clapped me out and now my durf is on fire
by Jesus January 18, 2003
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wtf

"aypa"
"wtf?!"
by Jesus April 22, 2003
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hazzlet

cross refrence with fo shizzy
that guy be hazzletting
by Jesus June 05, 2003
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armante

a complete fucktard: read also idiot
by jesus February 10, 2005
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bench monkey

someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad
alex lawson is a bench monkey
by Jesus January 14, 2004
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