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voter fraud

A method of winning an election whereby votes are illegaly discounted, reducing the number of votes against the candidate. Or winning an election by illegaly adjusting the number of votes upwards so a winning candidate has more votes than they actually received.
George W. Bush became the current occupant of the White House through voter fraud.
by jesster79 February 9, 2006
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MeinPillow Guy

A nickname for one Mike Lindell due to his support of the Fourth Reich and its leader Trump.
The MeinPillow Guy is spouting off again on Facebook, Newsmax, OANN, and so on.
by jesster79 February 21, 2021
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Mile high club

A club containing individuals who have made 5,280 posts in an online forum.
Bob just joined The Big Lebowski forum's mile high club
by jesster79 August 8, 2018
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drug addict

1. Someone who is physically dependant on chemical substances.

2. A nickname for Rush Limbaugh or George W. Bush
Rush Limbaugh, George W. Bush, Noel Bush are members of this select group.

See also: druggie
by jesster79 March 3, 2005
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walking cluster fuck

1. A particularly bad cluster fuck.
2. An apt description of the current President of the United States and his administration, which has screwed up everything over the past five years.
by jesster79 February 2, 2006
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Bushware

A particularly bad type of spyware that makes secret copies of everything on your hard drive, fries that same hard drive, and sells it to the highest bidder - including terrorist groups and countries known to support terrorism. If this type of spyware is discovered, it fights all attempts to remove it by repeating the words "national security" or getting Bill O'Rielly to attack those trying to remove Bushware from infected computers. Software that behaves exactly as George W. Bush does.
It's bad news if your computer has a copy of Bushware. Especially if it's Bushware 2.0.
by jesster79 March 5, 2006
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We Deceive You Believe

Instead of the standard Faux News line "We report, you decide" this is closer to what they actually do.
Fox News - We Deceive You Believe - the standard operating procedure at Fox News.
by jesster79 January 17, 2006
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