Definitions by jesster79

SpikeTV 

A television network whose only good shows are reruns of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. A television network that prides itself on sexism and idiocy.

SpikeTV claims that it is cool because it's letting a monkey run its television network during Super Bowl weekend. That's been done already in the real world - we have a monkey running this country right now, his name is George Bush.

SpikeTV by jesster79 February 2, 2006

Führer 

1. A German word meaning guide or leader that has fallen out of poularity since World War II.

2. A leader who is an insane monster who causes so much misery and suffering in the world.

Both George W. Bush and Adolf Hitler are prime examples of what a Führer is.

Führer by jesster79 February 2, 2006

walking cluster fuck

1. A particularly bad cluster fuck.
2. An apt description of the current President of the United States and his administration, which has screwed up everything over the past five years.

George Bush is one bad walking cluster fuck.

walking cluster fuck by jesster79 February 2, 2006

cluster fucked 

The planet Earth since the day George W. Bush was first inagurated as President of the United States.

Every country on Earth has been throughly cluster fucked over the past five years.

cluster fucked by jesster79 February 2, 2006

9/11 

Something that George Bush and his brown shirt thugs use at every opportunity to;

A. Excuse the most vile acts imaginable.
B. Commit war crimes.
C. Attempt to get votes.

Many good people died on September 11th, and many more were hurt. And Bush and company see nothing wrong with whoring these people - as well as the rest of us - out for political advantage.

Let's see here, 9/11 has been used to justify torture, murder, war. What else could it be used to justify.

9/11 by jesster79 February 2, 2006

Seperation of Church and State

One of the best ideas to come along in all of human history. An ideal in which religion and government are seperated and kept at arm's length from each other. A form of government in which the people's free exercise of religion is guaranteed, but the religious fanatics have no power to harm others. An ideal that is under attack at all times from religious extremists - who seek to destroy it, not out of any sense of piety, but in order to dominate and control other human beings.

Since Bush became President, Seperation of Church and State is under attack like it never has been before.

Seperation of Church and State by jesster79 January 29, 2006

Religious Right 

A group of religious extremists that are responsible for much of the misery present in the world today. A bunch of goddamned two face hypocrites who do not practice what they preach. A bunch of racist, homophobic pigs who cannot stand ideas like democracy, seperation of church and state, and people who think and believe differntly than they do.

The Religious Right embody so much of how Jesus Christ described the pharisees of old in Matthew 23.

Religious Right by jesster79 January 28, 2006