307 definitions by jessica

Someone who lives in Virginia
Ya Damn right I'm a Virginian.
by Jessica June 29, 2004
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a cough developed because of smoking
person a-*cough cough cough*
person b- i told you get off that stuff, that's that smoker's cough
by jessica January 27, 2004
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an EVIL PLACE where animals die everyday because the people hired have no idea whatsoever how to take care of animals. has had millions of lawsuits filed against them. petco should go curl up and die somewhere.. the problem is, where else is everyone going to get their pet stuff? (or pets?)
'did you see that thing in the paper about petco?'
'yea. i can't believe they found a bunch of starving guinea pigs and parakeets sitting in their own shit. i'm never going there again!'
by jessica February 23, 2005
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having an erection, boner, causing pants to become tighter
My pants are tight now that i watchd that porno.
by Jessica September 09, 2003
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kick ass songwriter/singer

was in the best band ever , Marvelous 3
i love butch walker *nod*
by jessica April 20, 2006
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A reference to Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck as though they are one person and not two. Most often used out of hate or disgust and about movies which star both of them.
Dude! Did you see the new really shitty Bennifer movie?
by Jessica November 26, 2003
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A girl that does not date. Can also be barlowguy/dude/chick/chicklette/boy etc.etc.
Oh, she's a barlowgirl. She doesn't date. I wonder why.
by Jessica January 05, 2005
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