O.M.P.

Old Man's Penis (noun)
any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?
Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

by jesse wood August 28, 2003

S.S.

Stincky Snatch (noun) refers to a girl with a bacterial outbreak in the vagina.

That girl has a S.S.

by jesse wood August 29, 2003