Shrimp smackdown

When a man has a semi-flaccid penis that is saliva coated after recieving oral sex, he smacks the girl who preformed the oral sex in the face with his penis.

"I gave that bitch the shrimp smackdown." I need to give some bitch the shrimp smackdown tonight." "She let me give her the shrimp smackdown."

by Jesse April 05, 2005

hoopdoggin'

when someone else is checking you out.
(verb)

Man, that chick is totally hoopdoggin' on you bro.

by Jesse May 22, 2003

Dam

The same as damn only spelled dam in chat rooms and games so it doesn't regester as swearing.

Dam, that kid really sucked yesturday.

by Jesse December 21, 2004

checkmark

A eupemism for dick (in terms of "giving" or "getting dick")

Can be used as verb or noun.

"Did you checkmark Erica last night?"
"I want a checkmark from that dude over there."

by Jesse February 08, 2003

pisar

Spanish Word meaning fuck

" ese wey se va ir a pisar esa morra "

by Jesse March 28, 2005

oss

Origin: "Yer awesome!"

A sarcastic insult generally used when someone or something is very kee. Kee and oss can be used in the same sentence to create more variety and affectiveness.

"You're an oss person!"
"Oss guy!"

by Jesse May 04, 2004

granny's nest

a place where wrinkly old beeyotches/crones gather to bitch about men and life in general and study on weekends. also see 18033D College Prak

those damn yatches in the granny's nest are at it again: penquinn, crow, pidgeski, and chirpy mcchuggs

by jesse October 24, 2004