Definitions by jesse

BMX 

The greatest thing on the planet.

I ride bmx. i love it more than my girlfriend.

BMX by jesse June 20, 2003

Uptarded

uptarded is an increased level of retardedness.

the room got uptarded when you walked in.

Uptarded by Jesse June 8, 2003

Hesha 

whoever said it means hella is hella stupid! the real meaning is whatever you want it to be.

Oh hesha fuck! You hesha!

Hesha by Jesse June 7, 2003

hoopdoggin' 

when someone else is checking you out.
(verb)

Man, that chick is totally hoopdoggin' on you bro.

hoopdoggin' by Jesse May 21, 2003

R.Kelly 

1. Petophiliac rat bastard
2. Sexual relations with an underaged person

1. pee wee herman just rkelly'd that 5 year old girl over there.
2."i'm like so what im drunk?" well its against the law to bang 14 year olds buddy.

R.Kelly by Jesse April 24, 2003

ski pro 

Someone with exceptional skiing skills

Sunny Bono was drunk, skiied into a tree, and died.

ski pro by Jesse April 24, 2003

neoness 

An RPG guru, mainly obsessed with oddball RPG's mainly other people don't appreciate.

Wow, I want to be a great gamer like NeoNess!

neoness by Jesse April 22, 2003