balop

A word madfe up between a MAD TV episode and a drivers ed teacher I had, meaning ohh or awkwardness.

I pooped my pants today, BALOP!

by Jess April 18, 2005

smuttonchops

To describe a girl who easily engages in sexual activity. Name used for girls named Meg

Turbo Bitch Squad! Farm Girl! Smuttonchops! Coneticitius!

by Jess December 01, 2003

what'ago

Texan for "before"

"Y'all see what was on Jerry what'ago?"
A: Want some grits?
B: Nah, I just had some what'ago.

by jess February 01, 2004

sooky sooky now

telling someone to fuck you while you are taking a shit.

"Jason walked in on Raven while she was taking a crap and she screamed "sooky sooky now!" so he would fuck her"

by Jess January 19, 2004

Poof

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.

You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"

by Jess October 20, 2003

geekgasm

A fit of intense geekly joy, happens when a geek runs into someone or something exceedingly geeky not seen every day, or when they get uber excited and riled up; When a geek goes into geekstcy, Has a geek-on; What makes a geek go crazy; When a geek has reached his or her geek climax; The equivalent of a sexual orgasm for a geek.

My XBOX is coming, I think I'm going to have a geekgasm!

I made John have a geekgasm by mentioning that Star Wars action figures were onsale.

by Jess October 20, 2003

Halford

A person who is flamboyantly gay.

That dude over there in the leather vest and ass chaps is a total Halford.

by Jess September 18, 2003