jess's definitions

awnold

An imaginary pig who wears nike shoes and talks with a british accent.

Have you seen awnold? I can't find him.

by Jess April 18, 2005

ness

That much more perfect

Hey Budness, I love you

by Jess July 29, 2003

Squid

A term used to describe one who is a novice at something, not good at something, ultimately a loser.

The JV cheerleaders are such squids.

That freshman epitomizes the word squid.

by Jess January 20, 2005

man-whore

Not quite a player...but someone who insists on constantly being around women. Instead of going for sex there goal is to get halfway towards a g/f and then stop. Commonly metrosexuals.

(Looking at a guy getting a back rub from another girl, but now real action)
Dave is such a man-whore.

by Jess December 27, 2003

somebody told me

The first hit single by the band 'The Killers', off of their album 'Hot Fuss'. Said album was released in 2004.

Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, that looked like a girlfriend, that I had in Feburary of last year.

by Jess February 19, 2005

sita

the best girl in the world!

sita, she is the best!

by Jess February 25, 2004

Talia Derry

Jewish, Camel girl

Middle Eastern Camel

by Jess September 17, 2003