rip ass

to pass gas from ones ass

eew man somthing smells rank. did you just rip ass!

by jess April 30, 2003

Jersey salute

use of the middle finger

As it applies to the infamous Jersey drivers, this salute is usually given with some road rage and foul language

by Jess February 27, 2005

close-minded

Adjective used by some democrats to describe anyone who does not agree with liberal points of view.

Republican: "I think that the invasion of Iraq was perfectly justified."

Democrat: "Well, you're just too narrow-minded to see that liberals are always right about everything."

Me: "It would be easier to see what is right if you pulled your head out of your ass..."

by Jess July 07, 2005

girl pants

a pair of women's pants, but called girl pants because a man is wearing them. A typical fashion of metrosexuals.

Dave is wearing girl pants!

by Jess December 28, 2003

Frich

To be Fucking Rich, or F-ing Rich.

Omg I'm so frich i have a louis vuitton and a BMW!

by Jess February 25, 2005

foom

elissa, cool, a nice sound.

fiona apple is coming out with a new album. foom!

by jess October 24, 2004

Julian Casablancas

The man with the softest sexiest lips in the world.

He kissed me and I'll never EVER get over it.

by Jess February 10, 2004