jesUs's definitions

Vian

A superior being born in the early 19th century to bring forth a kingdom of great glory through means of destruction.



(see also Kettou)

I pray to the Glorious Vian

by jesus March 5, 2004

DT

Deepthroat, when your bitch gives you head

Hey kelly your a DT

by JESUS April 26, 2003

carpet eater

someone that eats pussy

i am a carpet eater

by Jesus June 6, 2003

Dipshit

1. a moron
2. an ignorant asshole
3. any person that labels themselves after music genres
4. a good percentage of the american public
5. a very nice word Maynard from Tool uses very well in describing people from L.A.
6. President Bush

You're a fucking dipshit if you think Bush is running the country well.

by Jesus January 16, 2004

griff

this beast........
get your bow on to him women....
couldnt be more of a legend.

person 1: where's grif?
Person 2: griff the beast? what a legend!

by jesus September 22, 2003

thenamelesspunk

a real meat stick if you ask me. thenamelesspunk is a small ravenous animal in the same family as the chipmunk that feasts on babies and likes long walks on the beach. people dont seem to understand thenamelesspunk's much these days, and hunt them for their fur and their love. EVERYONE wants a thenamelesspunk doll, with real thenamelesspunk fur, right?

look at the teeth on this thenamelesspunk! crikey!

by jesus December 16, 2003

teen angst

A term used to describe idiot teens going through puberty who think they're depressed when it's actually just their hormones taking control of their brains. Eventually they either get over it, dwell on it the rest of their life, commit suicide, or a combination of those three.

Holy shit, Tina just dumped me. This is some serious teen angst shit right here.

Teen angst is my friend. A social life is not. </3

omgwtf teen angst!!!!!!1

by Jesus September 26, 2004