jesUs's definitions

h4x012

"Haxor". the elite gamer. see also "leet". where 4 stands for A, 0 stands for O and 12 stands for R. In the gaming world, it seems proper to use as few letters as possible and replace them with numbers or punctuations

I R A 1337 H4X012! $Uc|< IT!

by Jesus November 26, 2003

cute

Elton John, an affectionate bitch

"elton john is cute"
"we know jesus, we know."

by jesus April 25, 2003

biangle

A Biangle is a two sided 2D shape.

Your eye is a biangle.

by Jesus March 27, 2004

Grapefruiting

v., n.
When a female, during fellatio, takes the male's testicles into her mouth, allowing him to ejaculate in her hair.

Yeah, I gave that girl quite the grapefruiting.

She was grapefruiting me, and, well, I got flaccid.

She couldn't get it out of her hair for a week after that grapefruiting.

by Jesus June 18, 2004

bulgarian

Undoubtedly one of the most beautiful nations of this planet.

N1: Damn son, dat bitch is fryin' like a mofoka!

N2: F'sho D, I'mma put it up insida her...

N1: Sorry to tell y'brah, but dat honey only go out wit her calibah...

by Jesus August 8, 2004

Lost In Translation

An incredibly written and directed movie with brilliant acting that, unfortunately, some Philistines can't appreciate.

Lost In Translation is one of the most moving films ever made.

by Jesus March 24, 2004

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

"rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" A term often said when someone is "spamming" or just really bored.

Also a term used when trying to exaggerate something, "I'm an Administratorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

"Wow! Look at that chandelierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

by Jesus November 18, 2020