jersey kid's definitions

DMX

most hardcore rapper out there

DMX is a hardcore rapper, he doesn't do hip-pop like Nelly or T-Pain.

by Jersey Kid January 28, 2008

random

An overused word by moronic teenagers, yes I am a teenager but even I'm getting sick of people thinking random is funny.

Girl: Oh My god, I'm really random lol! =

Me: No, you're really stupid.

by Jersey Kid January 28, 2008

beyonce

A beautiful singer from Houston, Texas. I'm not a Beyonce fan but I still think she's talented.

Hater: Beyonce has bad weave, shakes her butt, and is ugly!

Me: Well how records have you sold? How many music vidoes have you been in? How many commercials have you done? Exactly so shut up.

by Jersey Kid January 28, 2008

HBIC

An acronym that stands for Head Bitch in Charge, made popular by Miss New York AKA Tiffany Pollard of Flavor of Love and I love New York.

New York: I am the HBIC up in here, bow down bitches

by Jersey Kid January 28, 2008

myspace

Full of fake people that steal your photos, slutty girls that photoshop their pics, ghetto people that don't know how to type, and people with bad taste in music. I'm NOT saying 100% of the people on myspace are like that, I'm saying that a lot of them are.

Fake person on myspace: Do you think I'm hot?
Me: That's not your pic, that's Beyonce

Ghetto Person on myspace: aYo iMa bUst a cAp in YoOh!!!
Me: learn how to spell, idiot.

Slutty girl on myspace: Hey sexy, wanna bang?
Me: Your pic is photoshopped, and your bra is stuffed.

by jersey kid January 28, 2008

family guy

The funniest show ever.

Hater: Family guy is random, and pointless, it just makes fun of people and has random flash backs.

Me: Family guy is funny, I feel sorry for you because you have no sense of humor.

by jersey kid January 29, 2008

bling bling

A now cheesy word that people that don't use anymore except in commericals. Bling Bling used to refer to large amounts of jewelry or large rims on cars, either way something shiny and expensive object.

Lame 40yr old person trying to be cool: Hey Dawg! Wanna get some bling bling-izzle in this tizzle?

Me: I'm not even black and I know that's not how they say it

by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008