jersey kid's definitions

emos

attention seeking whores.

Emo kid: Maybe if I dye my hair black, cut, write poetry, have sex with other emos and take a sick myspace pic of it, I will get the attention I crave.

by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008

celebrity

Only about 5% of celebrities actually have talent and contribute to society. Celebrities like Paris Hiltonare just a waste of oxygen and offer nothing besides sex appeal.

A celebrity is the thing of the past, with celebrities like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie there will be no future.

by Jersey Kid January 28, 2008

east coast

Don't write a definition if you've never been there
- Largest city in the nation, NYC
- Lowest obesity rate, New England
- Lots of history, Philly, DC, and Boston
- Richest state, Connecticut
- Two of most populated states, NY and Florida
- Kickass beaches, NJ, Florida, Carolinas, Rhode Island
- Top 6 smartest states all on the East Coast, Vermont Massachusetts,Connecticut,New Jersey, Maine, Virginia

Ignorant Person: East Coast sucks!

Me: What part?

Ignorant Person: idk, I've never actually been there....

**This isn't a diss to west coasters, I love California, I'm just saying we deserve more credit than we get as a region****

by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008

the city

An urban area with entertainment and a downtown. Different place depending on where youl ive, if you live in NY or NJ the city means Manhttan, if you live in the Bay Area it means San Fran or Oakland. If you live in Illinois you'd prolly call Chicago the city.

I'm going to the city this weekend

by jersey kid February 10, 2008

surenos

A Latino, mostly mexican gang in Southern California or some other southern place in the U.S. Surenos means southerners in spanish

surenos from Los Angeles don't play

by Jersey Kid February 10, 2008

newark

Largest city in NJ. Located in North Jersey, it has a suprisingly large and clean airport. Newark started out as a very industrial city and used to have a higher population. Now Newark is what you would call ghetto, not as bad Camden but still a high crime rate. I wish they would clean it up and stop the gang violence cause New Jersey is in need of a thriving metropolis.

I love NJ but we should clean up Newark,Trenton, and Camden.

by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008

stunna shades

Oversized, dark sunglasses. You wear them when you want to get hyphy. This style started in the Yay Area California.

"dudes with the dreadlocks swingin their head
u aint got no stunna shades u should get u a pair yeaa" - Stunna Shades by The Federation ft. E-40

by Jersey Kid January 27, 2008