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mafia

The mafia has been around for thousands of years, way before these ghetto gangs
by Jersey kid February 17, 2008
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teeny bopper

Idiotic 9 - 14 yr old girls that
- Think Hannnah Montana is lyke oh my gawd, so awesome!
- Obsessed with bright colors and tacky glitter
- Think Zac Efron will marry them
- Hobbies include chewing gum and text messaging
- Know nothing about the real world
- Think their so cute when their just fucking annoying
Teeny Bopper: Oh my gawd I freakin' like hate yooh!

Me: dude your like 10, learn about the real world.
by Jersey Kid February 2, 2008
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converse

They're comfortable and I like the way they look. They are just a brand of shoe, if you don't like me wearing them and say I'm just following a trend than good for you, stfu, I probablly don't like everything your wearing.
Converse are comfortable and look cool. They are just a brand of shoe, if you don't like them ok stfu idrc.
by Jersey Kid January 25, 2008
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private school

I'm not going to ignorantly insult private schools in the U.S.A however I truly believe they are not as good as public.

- It costs money to get in, one idiot wrote a definition and said "Oh they are cheap like 20,000 - 125,000 dollars" news flash retard not everyone has that kind of money

- It stresses the point that money is EXTREMELY important and that nothing else matters

- Full of W.A.S.P's that look down on Blacks, Italians, Asians, and Hispanics.

- They are foreced to wear the same uniforms, conformity much?

- People that do have scollarships have to mantain an A+ average or they get kicked out, imagine hows stressfull that is

- They have a much smaller pouplation of the school, which means less oppertunities for making friends, having big parties, getting to know different people and means that gossip/drama is much greater because everyone knows everyone else's buissness.

- They are used to escape schools with minorities

- They think they are better
Private schools premote racisim, conformity, and ignorance.
*** I am not saying that everyone who goes there is a racist, conformist, and ignorant.
by Jersey Kid December 24, 2007
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online drama

when bitches and haters have nothing better to do than have an argument, cause trouble, or just act retarded, on myspace, AIM, and even Urbandictionary.com
When Sarah saw the comment that Jen had left her she knew it was time to retaliate, online drama was about to go down.
by Jersey Kid December 4, 2007
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cholo

Mi barrio es muy peligroso y muchos cholos viven allí
by Jersey Kid May 3, 2008
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cloverfield

The worst movie ever.

- The first 30 minutes of the movie is small talk. You have to late a long time before something happens.

- There's random points in the story where it just flashes back to a previous day without any explanation

- They try to make it look like the whole thing is being shot from a video camera so the screen randomly swings back and forth making your neck sore.

- There are random explosions, screaming, and sounds that give you a headache, after 25 min of random explosions you get annoyed/and bored.

- No one ever explains what the monster is or why it's attacking Manhattan.

- The story has no plot, all you know is a monster is attacking the city, that's all you will ever know.

- The ending sucks, you don't know if they die, or why anything happened, it's like they cut it short cause they were low on budget or something
I'm trying to save you money, the movie sucks, CLOVERFIELD WORST MOVIE OF 2008.
by Jersey Kid January 24, 2008
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